Well, Halloween's coming up, so there's nothing more suitable than some Halloween-themed threads.
So, you get bit and you turn into a vampire. How would you live your life after this besides the obvious blood sucking? Remember, you're a vampire. You have power to seduce and are stronger than a regular human. You could pretty much get by in anything you desire. Where would you live? What would your goals be? How would you feast? ETC. Think about it.
Uhm.. I'd pretty much wouldn't change from my chosen career path/lifestyle, except it'd be easier to seduce people to get what I want. Which makes my life a lot easier.
Plus, feeding would be kind of sexy if I mix.. uh.. you know, naughty things with it.
I would live in Washington D.C. I would seduce then turn all of Washington into my slaves. They would do my bidding. People would be free. Gaming would thrive. Education would actually be educational. Everyone would become a vampire. And, I would have one mandatory policy: gaming, fun, and food for all.
I'd also take control of some studios and have my own cartoon. It'd be random silly stuff, tech stuff, and gory stuff.
I'd mostly feast on goth girls. Just something about them.
Yay!
Why the hell is everyone's sig so long? Be polite and use a freakin' spoiler tag!:
Yeah, I'd continue down my same path, to be a computer science engineer. Except when I'm working for a company, and my boss gets pissed off with my work, I'd cannibalize him/her and store his blood in Gatorade bottles on a shelf in my office. Followed by holding a team of game developers hostage and forcing them to help me make a Castlevania spinoff with me as the final boss. Followed by me eating them.
Heh, never thought about it too much, but kinda spinning the idea off of the iranian, I would definitely infiltrate one of those really old goth castles in England or something, then surround myself with an army of Dark Age knights, along with the American border patrollers, add some Mounties and maybe throw in there a Shiite muslim or two, I should have a perfect chex mix army assembled to patrol my cool castle while I proclaim myself the final boss of RL. Then I would challenge any person who made it up to my secret dueling chamber in the castle and battle them in an intense one-on-one fight. If they win without cheating, then I kill them. If they lose, then I turn them into my slave fighters and I raise an army of them, similar to Pokemon. Damn I want my Zapdos back!!
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I would probably meet up with you and we could do your crazy sex fantasy and then I would go and do my own thing. Hit up a couple of night clubs and feed as people come out drunk. All woman of course. I couldn't see myself sucking on a dude's neck. A little gay. So that would be first. Then I would go and seduce a bunch of kick-ass Navy Seals and make all my fine Vampire chicks feed on them and turn them into vampires. Then I would go and rob every bank and take over the U.S and lower taxes. Lol.Originally Posted by Mistress Sheena
Life or death. Nethire are consider to someone like me. For I am both. Nor death can happen to me, or can life. There is no other like me. For I am one with myself. Nobody else is. That is the way of the immortal. That is the way of Ulteka Mako.
I NEED BLOOD! XD
If I got bit and turned into a vamp, I'd have to make a secret hide-out... Underground of course. It will be pretty dark, the only light being candles... I'll have decorations from... well, which look like I'd dragged them from the game Oblivion.
I'll turn pretty much anyone and everyone whom I deem fit to rule London with me into my vampire slaves. I'll make sure we have regular dark parties... I'll also invite some mortals... So my slaves can... er... have a little fun besides drinking their blood...
We shall send London into a trance with our vampire dance...
"I put a spell on you..."
And feast... on their necks...
"... and now, you're mine..."
I'd make one awesome Vampire Queen!
"I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
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Suddenly... clutter.:
Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.
I would live entirely opposite to how vampires live. Nothing worse than becoming a vampire AND acting like a goth. I would obviously not be allowed out into daylight since I'd die, or melt, or whatever it is that vampires do when the sunlight hits them. ((I'm MELTINGGGG.))
I would care for my hamsters, use my computer, listen to metal and sex Andrew. My usual lifestyle.
Oh, I'd still eat Italian food. I don't give a shit what the food rule says. Cooking is a passion, I'm not giving it up for something as trivial as a scar on my neck.
In any case, I'd probably get bored and own myself with a stake just because I'd tire of goths kids knocking at my door asking me to bite them or hang out with me or some shit.
The person in my avatar is me.
THIS SIGNATURE IS VERY DISTRACTINGS
I was the holder of the highest amount of rep that ever lived on TFF. 1788. lolz. I ween.
Actually, Vampires aren't weak to sunlight.. >_>; That's just a common misconception. And it's silly. They just aren't as strong.. or something.
And wow, what a way to dampen the fun of being a vampire, chez. =P use your imagination. XD
Not all vampires are emo or gothic. And.. gothic =/= emo. >_>;
Gothic = fashion style
Emo = ...music genre/lifestyle.
They're the same thing in my opinion. All similarly ugly clothing, bad music and most of them are under the age of 18. I don't need kids hanging around outside my house, you know!
As for dampening the mood, that's what I'm here for, baby.
The person in my avatar is me.
THIS SIGNATURE IS VERY DISTRACTINGS
I was the holder of the highest amount of rep that ever lived on TFF. 1788. lolz. I ween.
I'd most likely follow this path. I'd be the ruler of the free world, but wouldn't reveal myself to be. I could declare myself to be in charge, make a high profile for myself, and be a target for everybody that doesn't like me ... or I could stay in the shadows, controlling things from the outside, living a quiet, peaceful life. Nice house, maybe a job, a few hoes, and an endless supply of money.
Oh, and maybe some UFC fighting, too.
Sig courtesy of Plastik Assassin.
Greater love hath no man than this; that he lay down his life for his friends.
John 15:13
I'd do the whole Make A Secret Army thing. First cadets would be Johnny Depp, Jake (and possibly Maggie) Gyllenhaal, Brad Pitt, Dylan Moran, etc. And then we'd work from there and be beautiful.
Back off, he's mine =P.
Actually, you've just inspired me...
I'd be a regular Vampire living under the regular Vampire society, and Johnny Depp would be our leader. We'd slay chavs. Because we can.
Although, I'm not fond of the whole blood sucking thing, to be honest. I'm fine with coke, thanks.
If I was a vampire...
I'd change Ann into one as well!!!
We'd then have some vampire children and start terrorising people as family activities so we'd all bond properly and live as a happy family unit.
victoria aut mors
Chez is cleverly trying to trap me into neg-repping her, but I am above challenging her prejudiced statements obviously said to provoke.
Anyway... I actually haven't thought about this at all...
I suppose I would be a librarian. That sounds like the only occupation to have with so much free time. I would feed on...whatever was easiest and safely accessible. My coffin would be hidden in a cave most likely...someplace obscure from people. And I would have at least one familiar...possibly someone that wanted to be a vampire above all other things... I would only promise them this if they helped me... And I probably would never turn them into a vampire, though...not practical policy, you understand.
I would be content with going unnoticed. I am anyway, to a degree.
-Sin
Fear not, this is not...the end of this world.
"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good..."
If I were a vampire, I would go over to Germany and join the Power Metal scene, alongside Kai Hansen and Tobias Sammet. As for the blood feasting, I don't think I would drink blood, because I don't think that drinking blood would do anything, which would cause a placebo effect, and I'd drink water, soda, or anything else that I usually drink, and live just like I have been living, except now I'm undead, and I ****ing rock.
Since vampires don't exist in the first place (other than those weird people who think that they're vampires), that means that vampires can have any quality that somebody thinks up. I say that vampires can shoot spaghetti from their fingertips, therefore, vampires have the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips.
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If I were a vampire, I'd continue living normally...but would also seduce my editors into giving me more photography assignments instead of articles. If I were a vampire, would I really need human blood to survive? If not, I'd just buy raw steaks from the store and suck on those until they were jerky. It would suck to have to turn people into vampires just to get a meal, and I'm not too keen on killing people for a meal either. If that doesn't work, I guess I'd just follow those Red Cross pavilions around and a few pints from them every so often.
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