I realized that I want to get SEX'D by DANIEL CRAIG.

[Howling Wind]

So, there isn't much to elaborate on. I know Daniel Craig is old enough to be my FUDGING FATHER but guess what, he isn't my father! Woo! I would thus be perfectly happy letting Daniel Craig IMPREGNATE my OVARIES.

ITT everyone can share which celebs you fancy boinking! Come on, don't be shy! =D


Seriously. You know you want to.

[loaf]

Scarlett Johansson

[Clint]

I'm not sure if I can get "sex'd" by any celebrity. My ovaries are as imaginary as my Clint Eastwood identity. If I was a woman, though, and I slept around, like all women do, I'd probably want to have sex with somebody rugged, handsome, and chocolate, who has great hair and killer abs, like Jack Black. I'd totally let his semen fertilize my hypothetical egg.

Now, if I were a man, and if I were straight, I'd probably want to sleep with Jesus. Penetrating the messiah would be magical. Plus I hear he was hung and got nailed, so that's something I always wanted to try.

And I'm going to hell for that one.

[Howling Wind]

I'm not sure if I can get "sex'd" by any celebrity. My ovaries are as imaginary as my Clint Eastwood identity. If I was a woman, though, and I slept around, like all women do, I'd probably want to have sex with somebody rugged, handsome, and chocolate, who has great hair and killer abs, like Jack Black. I'd totally let his semen fertilize my hypothetical egg.

Now, if I were a man, and if I were straight, I'd probably want to sleep with Jesus. Penetrating the messiah would be magical. Plus I hear he was hung and got nailed, so that's something I always wanted to try.

And I'm going to hell for that one.

I nominate this for best post in the thread so far. Also, Scarlett Johansson is VERY understandable. I honestly wouldn't turn down some smexy time with Juliette Lewis. Dunno why, but she is adorable somehow.

[Clint]

Haha, yeah. I don't know if it's the best post, I'm just really dumb.

If I'm being serious, I'm going with Julianne Moore. I love the ginger hair, and I think she's adorable.

[Howling Wind]

OMFG. Julian Moore is like the hottest old lady ever. Older than my mom and I'd, yeah you know xD

Can I say MILF? Or I guess in my case it would be MILL. Yay! I made a stupid joke! Go me!

[Pete]

Are we talking celebs our age that we'd love to sex up, or ones that are old enough to be our parents?

If young: Kat Dennings, J-Law, Kaley Kuocco... I like boobies and not giving a ****

If old: Angie Harmon, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sandra Bullock, Geena Davis

[Rowan]

Scarlett Johansson

pleb.

Kathryn winnick.

[Howling Wind]

It can be a celeb older than you or younger, it doesn't matter =D

[Unknown Entity]

I think impregnated ovaries might destroy your entire womb. I'm not sure, but sounds painful.

I'm still on an Ellen Page thing right now. If I have to go older, Robert Downy Jr is hot as ****.

[Howling Wind]

Agreed. I know Ellen Page would have no probably doing the dirty wit a feeemale =D Also, Robert Downey Jr. How could I forget him? He can do me ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!


I obviously need to get laid. I made this thread. Wooow.

[Crescent]

Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel, Rihanna n Amber Heard are my top girls. I dont watch TV so am not familiar with current tv actresses.
I’ve had a crush on Denzel Washington n Keanu Reeves ever since I was a lil girl n both were still sxc to me in The Equalizer and John Wick so still would. Joseph Gordon-levitt n Jimmy Fallon can be pretty cute as well.

[Howling Wind]

Bit off topic but John Wick was an awesome movie. Not being sarcastic at all. It really was!

[Crescent]

Id go on a rampage too if some pos so much as kick my dog.

If this movie had his wife/girlfriend being killed instead, it would've been a mediocre to generic action flick to say the least. But a puppy??

Oh no you didn't. Shit just got real and its about to go down! haha

[Howling Wind]

I think it having a simple story is what made it great because the action scenes were so well done XD I think it was meant to be generic and because it was, I was surprised at how well the action scenes were. It was somehow really unique in that regard. Yeah, a puppy. what a ****.

[Crescent]

I loved the action scenes they were brutal. It made the revenge all the more sweeter I guess. I really hate it when they kill dogs(/animals) in movies, I know it's fake but it always bothers me eg THAT scene in Iam Legend. I loved that movie but I never want to go back to it because of the dog... ...that reminds me, Will Smith is hot too.

[noxious.sunshine]

@Crescent : Megan Fox is from my neck of the woods in Tennessee! Her hometown is like 2 towns over from where I used to live and about an hour from my actual hometown!

Gordon Ramsay has my heart. I love him. I also fancy Brody Jenner and Jason Statham. And Kyo from Dir en Grey. And pretty much all the members of Shinhwa minus Hye-Sung.

Girls? I have a huge crush on Nikki Reed. She's so hot to me. Along with Michelle Rodriguez and BoA and Ke$ha and Kristin Cavallari.