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    I need your help.

    On Wednesday I am meeting Heather (Govinda or Pablo Honey). I need your help. Do I keep the beard, go shaven, or sport a 5 o'clock shadow? Do I dress up or do I play it casual? Do I put on expensive cologne or do I play up the workman angle?

    This is the most important thread right now. Help.

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    Bananarama I need your help. Pete's Avatar
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    Re: I need your help.

    How bad do you want to bang her?

    I'd say shave Tuesday night and dress casual, but not grimey. Just wear what you'd wear on a date, and don't overdo it on the cologne. That's what's been working for me.
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    Seriously upon meeting anyone it's just important to be yourself. If you lead anyone on to believe you are what you're not than you're not being honest. If you are more comfortable with a beard.....rock it. If you are laid back and casual than dress that way. First meetings are about showing the other person who you are and seeing if they accept it. If not than F*** it; not being compatible makes for shitty relationships.
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    Shake it like a polaroid picture I need your help. RagnaToad's Avatar
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    I'm not sure what you should wear. I'd say just be yourself and wear whatever you feel most comfortable with.

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    Re: I need your help.

    She has had a boyfriend for like ten years. It ain't like that, yo.

    I still need to be at my best. I don't need a repeat of the Savannah Disaster of 2007.

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    You'll be golden.

    Until now!


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    Re: I need your help.

    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    I don't need a repeat of the Savannah Disaster of 2007.

    Ahaha. Well. At least compared to that girl you brought along, you looked REALLY SMART.

    If you show up freshly shaven when that's not your normal look, you will look like a guy who shaves for the occasion of meeting another TFFer. My advice is to not be that guy. She will smell it on you as clearly as she will smell your aftershave. Like Pete said, shave a day before if you're going to, or maybe just trim.

    I don't really know how you normally dress... don't wear a tie but wear something clean?


    Also, tell her that OceanEyes28 said hi because that will make everyone nice and uncomfortable.
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    Re: I need your help.

    Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
    Also, tell her that OceanEyes28 said hi because that will make everyone nice and uncomfortable.
    Is there some juicy TFF drama that I'm not aware of? If so, dish please.

    On topic: Just try to look as much like Seth Rogan as possible. Then woo her with your knowledge of foreign film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    On Wednesday I am meeting Heather (Govinda or Pablo Honey). I need your help. Do I keep the beard, go shaven, or sport a 5 o'clock shadow?
    Sport the 5 o clock shadow, it's sexy on guys. Trim your neck though, it's what makes or breaks it. No neckbeards.

    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Do I dress up or do I play it casual?
    Depends on what place you're going to? Are you going somewhere to eat? Is it more classy than Applebees? Basically, dress for the occasion, don't dress just to dress. Unless you look incredibly ****ing sexy in a suit or something and your work requires it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Do I put on expensive cologne or do I play up the workman angle?
    More important than wearing cologne is not smelling like shit. Don't smell like any product Axe makes, and don't smell like a 70 year old man who overuses Old Spice aftershave, deodorant, and body wash. Not that Old Spice is bad, but the key here is to not overdo it.

    And most importantly, be yourself. But don't be yourself when you are nervous, or anything other than totally fackin cool ass Walter Shobchak. You're cool, you're sexy, you're a romantic, but just the right amount. Do it.

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    Gingersnap I need your help. OceanEyes28's Avatar
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    Re: I need your help.

    No drama. But if (I wasn't Alisyn and) someone said "OceanEyes28 says hi" instead of just... "Alisyn says hi."

    I'd feel a little awkward.

    I agree with Che. No neckbeards.
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    3 words

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    women are defenseless over the charm that exudes

    and yes, I cant not bring it up hahaha
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    I need your help too!

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    In all seriousness as Robin Williams said in Aladdin just beeee yourself!

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    Sport an epic beard, wear lumberjack clothing and act manly.
    Always works.*




































    *I will not be held accountable in any way for the unintended following of the advice contained in this post.
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    What about the deer hunter goate? It's kinda beardish but not totally. Make it happen

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    Okay, she arrives tomorrow at 1:34. I will wake up at 8, get ready, and get to the train station by 1:15. Any last minute advice? This could be life or death.

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    Shake it like a polaroid picture I need your help. RagnaToad's Avatar
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    Just be yourself, mate! That's about the best advice I can think of. Don't think about how you should act, just keep it natural.

    If you read this before you meet here: Tell her I said hi.
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    5 o' clock shadow, nice shirt with jeans. Try your hardest to look like George Clooney.

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    Re: I need your help.

    She made me carry a suitcase full of rocks up several flights of stairs and then forced me to drink poison.

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