...that one day I will not have so much shit in my pockets. I carry:

  • cell phone


wallet with:
  • cash
  • driver's license
  • student ID
  • insurance card
  • EB Games membership card
  • Best Buy membership card
  • gas station rewards card


and my keys:
  • to my house
  • girlfriend's house
  • back door
  • mailbox
  • car key
  • car remote unlock
  • tiny flashlight (comes in handy a lot)


By the end of the day my pants are sagging when they were almost hard to put on when I got them out of the dryer that morning. Are we technologically enough advanced to put all this shit into one thing?