I'm absolutely shite with kids, and I have one.

I just don't know how to talk to them, I'd rather just ignore them all completely, I'm painfully uncomfortable in their presence and if they try to talk to me, or show me summat, I just can't make myself act interested, I pretend but it's painfully uncomfortable and probably very noticable as well

You should see me when I do the school run, I'm on and out at the speed of light to avoid any interaction. I think Im childaphobic...

One of my worst nightmares is people gushing over baby pictures, and again, expecting me to be interested, Im sorry, but I really dont wanna look at a load of baby pics. Once you've seen one you've seen them all D:

Older kids, I'm not too bad with, at least you can have a semi decent conversation with them... though I'd sooner....not

I'm such a rubbish woman hahaha