How do you like your coffee?

[Pete]

I like my coffee like I like my women; Irish (light and full of whiskey).

All kidding aside, it all depends on where I'm getting it from. If I'm making instant at home, I'll throw in 2 teaspoons of sugar and some half n half. If it's from Dunkin Donuts, it's always a french vanilla iced coffee, light and sweet.