Just getting my backsies at all the Oni. (Trolls).

That's how you deal with Trolls in Japan, during their something something festival in February. Look up Oni on wikipedia stupid.

By the way, Spoony = stupid and lovelorn.

When I first heard it, I thought it meant 'lowlife, of dubious character, con artist.' I'd never heard that one.

Then I looked it up. "Someone who is obsessed with romance, basically." So you mean me, Johnny Norris JR.?

Yeah that's me.