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    Shake it like a polaroid picture Have you ever become a Wizard? RagnaToad's Avatar
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    Have you ever become a Wizard?

    So there is this thing you can do while drinking cans of beer.

    You use duct tape to tape the cans you've drunk to eachother, making a 'Wizard staff'. You become a Wizard when that staff is higher than you are standing up. The fun thing is that you can do it while doing other actual games.

    I didn't become a Wizard last night. I'm guessing I needed about 5 more cans of beer before the staff reached my height, but no one wanted to play along anymore.


    So: Have you ever become a Wizard?
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    I want to play a game. Have you ever become a Wizard? Zargabaath's Avatar
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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    Must we only be able to use cans and not bottles? I'll try to become a wizard next time if bottles are allowed. This idea seems pretty interesting though because I can see other classes being done such as warrior: creating a sword from the cans/bottles or a thief: two daggers.


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    Califorrrrrnia!

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    Shake it like a polaroid picture Have you ever become a Wizard? RagnaToad's Avatar
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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    I don't see how you can make a decent staff out of bottles? Cans are perfect. They fit into eachother.

    And, dude, it's not an RPG. You're not supposed to be thinking about 'classes'. You're supposed to be having fun drinking.
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    I want to play a game. Have you ever become a Wizard? Zargabaath's Avatar
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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    Perhaps I want I difficult staff.

    And who says I can't have fun becoming a gladiator or a beserker? I know that wizards don't have a monopoly on having fun becoming one of them.


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    I can never do this now because zarga ruined it for me.

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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    I've never done this, but it sounds awesome. Maybe next time I am drinking cans of beer, I will try it. Although I only ever drink out of bottles. I think that if you tried this with bottles, your staff would probably easily break... A can staff is probably more durable. Especially if you try to actually use it. Anyhoo...

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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    I have never done this but I have supported the meanest Toga at a few parties haha. I will have to try this one out at the next appropriate party. Some of the parties I have been to I could easily accomplish this but seeing I drink more from a bottle then can I think it would be a challenge in its self.
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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    I made one last night. I made it to big though. The fun thing was that we got the entire night on film. We had a staff battle. I won the first round. But lost the second due to one to many shots of Jager.

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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Josh_R View Post
    I made one last night. I made it to big though.
    You mean your staff was higher than yourself? I'm guessing you were pretty damn drunk?
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    Re: Have you ever become a Wizard?

    Quote Originally Posted by RagnaToad View Post
    You mean your staff was higher than yourself? I'm guessing you were pretty damn drunk?
    Oh yes. It was higher than I am. I was pretty wasted. I drank alot of Jager, that shit is my kryptonite. I can hold my vodka, beer, wild turkey, but Jager kills me.

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