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I never bother with halloween, all I ever see are chavy little gits throwing eggs at peoples houses, I've actually seen alot of shope putting up signs saying they wont sell eggs to anyone under 16.
I've never cared for halloween, I'm getting ready for Xmas :D
I was gonna give you an e-highfive because I thought I read you saying "**** satan" and then all of the BoD would of came in here and flamed you but then I read the 2nd sentence and I said "aww man" so I didn't. My reading skills are subpar today. :(Quote:
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I decided to dress up. I found this great kimono for uber cheaps and got my friend to score me some black hairdye so I can go as that chick from the Grudge. Awesome.
It's funny because the Grudge and The Ring scared my brother so much that I'm going to drive down wearing the costume and when he opens the door, it'll scare the shiznit out of him.
I have got the ultimate costume lined out for me this year; a single father. Oh shite, bad joke.
As for the kids I am not sure as to what they are going to be. Breyen has told me that he wants to be a pirate again this year but I have told him because that is what he has went as for the last 2 years. Even though Aaden is only 10 months old I think he will be going out with us, just not in that stupid car carrier.
Thinking Breyen will go as something scary for once, I am just not sure as to what yet. Aaden on the other hand will probably go as something cute, just for the ascetics sake.
:edit: Rocky, how did you get that pic of me???
I'm gonna dress up as Kimbo Slice.
I could care less. I haven't dressed up in over 10 years. I did go as a college student to one bowling party, that was funny, until I saw somebody I liked go as Lucy Ball and I said I should of come as Desi Arnaz
I've decided I'm going to go to the party we're invited to as a Burlesque Dancer. Yay for sluttin' it up! :p
It won't be that particular costume, as I'm too cheap to pay that. Basic jist of it all and stuffs.
I don't celebrate Halloween for one major reason, besides it being the birthday of Beelzebub. Because a holiday on October 31 is a remembrance of an act of heresy. A date that should be fresh in the minds of all the people of the world, October 31, 1517; the day that the heretic Martin Luther plastered his 95 thesis on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg.
I'm just kidding. I don't celebrate Halloween because I'm a ****ing adult.
I'm going to be an investment banker.
I will wear a black suit, a plain white mask, a blank name tag, and carry a black duffel back full of monopoly money.
Seriously, though, walk around midtown or downtown during lunch or right before happy hour, HUNDREDS of these people with their huge black duffel bags and black suits and expressionless faces. It's a very depressing sight, and yet so hilariously satisfying.
Plus, it's probably one of the scariest things in the world I can imagine. I've talked to a few friends of mine going into the business and they all agree that the thought of that paycheck is the only thing that makes them want to do it/get up in the morning.
So while all of them are in their offices on Halloween, I will be out in the streets, doing the things they may never do again. Here's to you IBankers, keep living the dream that one day you can quit and start living the dream.
I'm going to dress up as Ghost Face, get a voice disguiser, call hot teenage females, ask to play a game while sitting outside their bedroom window and when they get the answers wrong (because I know they will) I will come after them with a knife.
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Something tells me Chad never saw the Scream Trilogy!
*gasp*
"Is it okay if I wear the Scream Mask while we're doing it from behind?...Hello?.. Damn she hung up."
God I love Eastbound and Down, anyone that has HBO/Netflix should download and watch the first season immediately!
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Little off topic, but East Bound and Down is ****ing funny S***. Have you started the second season yet? I am not sure of his name, but the Oompa Loompa from the new Willy Wonka movie is in it. He steals the show for me, I laugh pretty much non-stop for 30 minutes, but when he's on the screen I cry.
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Not sure yet I have 2 costume parties to go to, one being a wedding. Thought about trying to get a Dumb and Dumber Tux, but I somehow think that every guy will be doing that. Maybe Ill grow a mustache and be a cop... I look really stupid with a mustache though.
Am detoxing in preperation for this, even though ive done nowt but fill my face all weekend
Usually I dont do anything, except maybe turn all my lights off to avoid the trick or treaters hahaha.
Am off out this time though, had to put an outfit together on the cheap though, what with being flat ****ing broke til a week on tuesday. It's what I get for doing all my xmas shopping early I suppose.
So, me and the girlies are off out on the piss local, then into manchester, considerinG I was the one flapping the most, not knowing what to do due to lack of funds, as usual im the first one ready and organised, I have a cape that i ordered off ebay for a bargain price of £2.99 inc p&p and a pair of elbow lenght gloves that were the same price en route from ebay (after learning my cousin has 4 pairs of the buggers ]:<) Im just browsing for a choker now, and I need a big daft ring to wear. the outfit itself is just a red dress with a black basque over it, and a petticoat underneath from a fairy outfit i have to make it poof out. Bit of fake blood and Im a vampire ....hopefully
Oh yeah, I have a hat too. Gotta love the hats. I wish someone I knew would get married so i can buy a new one... but thats a whole nother topic i guess
It's just another excuse to get pissed really.