Guys, I need your help

[Order]

And I thought I was donating to a noble cause!
This is just like that kony thing...

[Pete]

Polks was worth a quarter mil, since he's only a former president and not the greatest blitzball player ever.

However this has given me a phenomenal idea. jecht, you have until this Sunday morning, 12am, eastern time, or else the real super show begins. More details to come