Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
New! Fusion Proglide - Turns shaving into gliding

...That's the ad I'm getting. Did you guys encode secret messages in your posts about wanting girls to be hairless?
Damn, caught in the act, that's totally my 1337 haxor skillz at work. Hairless is good. I shouldn't need to bring a machette to bed with me to help me find... things. Important things.