so yeah here i was happily at my computer watching russel howards good news, when he found a huge news thing that says what the title says well i did a bit of research online at it seems pretty true to be honest...
opinions? YAY OR NEIGH?
myself? i think its great, i could use this as an excuse for looking at other lasses bewbs
I don't understand how this increases your life span, besides the fact that you're not doing anything but standing which means less chance of putting yourself in potential danger. But then again you could always drown in your own spit or choke on a fly.
Does looking at my own boobs count? they're not very big though.
This must be the reason my great grandmother is turning 99 this year.
†SOLDIER† - "Yep still better than you"CPC8: It's hard out here for a pimp.™
hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
I would think that gawking at breasts would decrease your life span. Say, for example, you're driving an automobile at an average of 70 mph down the interstate, and the driver in the car next to you just so happens to be a woman with breasts. If you decide to gawk at that woman's breasts instead of whatever the hell is in front of you, chances are, you'll crash into something and die.
Now, if you're 114 years old when this happens, and you've been looking at breasts for the past century, then I can see how the argument of "gawking at breasts will increase your life span" could work, but then again, how many 114 year olds are still capable of driving?
LOL umm the websites i was looking at was saying its because of the sexual excitement it gets the blood flowing so i guess it would only work with people who are attracted to women, or people like me that aren't attracted to women but just like boobs =D
i'll try to find that site again, it will most likely explain better than i just attempted to :3
This one time I told a chick she had nice boobs and she got all offended. I couldn't understand why she was offended. But then her friend comes up to me and she was like "do you really like her boobs?" and I said "yeah I think they're awesome" and her friend goes "well she is insecure about her boobs because one is bigger than the other."
True story. I got a date with her. Confirmed they were lopsided.
Originally Posted by rinoa :p
I think the ladies of TFF (18+ PLZ!!!!) should post pictures of their boobs so the entire forum could benefit from longevity. I mean, come on, don't be so selfish.
Think of the children. And me. Mostly me.
Last edited by Polk; 10-23-2010 at 06:15 PM.
Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."
Crao Porr Cock8. Bitch.
pictures or it never happened.
†SOLDIER† - "Yep still better than you"CPC8: It's hard out here for a pimp.™
hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
i will at some point, don't worry polk but be warned it would be child pornography! you wouldnt like that on your hands!
IMPORTANT: Please don't post your boobs on TFF.
You want a longer lifespan? Eat some blueberries or something.
Last edited by OceanEyes28; 10-24-2010 at 02:12 PM.
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Does it work in reverse? Like, does it work if you stare at a man's penis if you're attracted to men? Or nipples, if you're into that kinda thing.
Luckily you said ladies. So we won't see the floppy mannies running about.
...And I know they're plentiful here.
I think the ladies of TFF (18+ PLZ!!!!) should post pictures of their boobs so the entire forum could benefit from longevity. I mean, come on, don't be so selfish.
Think of the children. And me. Mostly me.
If this is remotely true, I'm gonna live to see 100! =D
Maybe I should go prolong my lifespan.
Also, Mel, your boobs look fine! I mean, what?
(TFF Family):
Gwaaa whats? 10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years... - Softpedia
There some type of story to support this story. I have seen a lot of boobies in my life time. On average, outside of porn I have seen more then most. Maybe after years of smoking I can find a counter balance by staring at silky milkies.
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Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
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snopes.com: Breast Gazing Healthy
Ogling Breasts Increases Men's Lifespans - Urban Legends
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HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
LISTEN HERE!
You are not suppose to read that line being a woman yourself and neither should any sane man. Just let us believe that we have a chance and that you can prolong a mans life by showing off what god gave women and not most men (yup key word, most and I dont want to talk about moobs. )
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
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Shhhhh, I want to believe! Or at the very least, have another excuse to look.
(TFF Family):
Maybe the thing isnt related to breasts but boobies.
I do love both. And to clarify yes boobies / boobs are birds.
Last edited by Meier Link; 10-24-2010 at 05:54 PM.
Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"
We will fight, we will be strong
Together we're marching on
United, we move as one
Our finest hour has just begun
Philmore - Our Finest Hour
Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?My awards:
I'm going to live for the longest because I'm attracted to both genders! Yaaay...
Just shoot me when I get confused like my grandmother, kay?
"I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
>>>------------->
Suddenly... clutter.:
Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.
same here yaaaay! hahaha oh and whilst i remember i was joking about posting boob pictures -_- i'm not sad enough to do that
I'm late to the breast party and we've already confirmed it's a hoax
Man I thought my day would be improved lol
Ah well, nowhere does it say lifespan decreases by staring, so I'm just gonna stay on track with that lol
CPC8- 'fo bros, 'fo life, 'fo shizzle
SPOILER!!:
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I gawked at like... ten different chicks bewbies today and I still feel as close to dying as I did before.
I also looked at some shirtless men to see if this would... make a difference. Because I like entity well. Hell with you guys I'm not going to say it!
This is a load of rubbish!
*shakes cane in the air and mumbles*
Spit out your stride gum and chew another piece already... or I'll haunt you.
I stare at boobs all the time....(i wonder if they ever notice....). I hope i live to be 85 or somthin, nah, actually maybe like 65.
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