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    Funny Uber-Compliments

    Alright, well me and my mother have always joked around saying things like

    If pretty were bricks, then you'd have your own projects...
    If pretty were trees, then you'd have your own orchard

    Well.. I need help coming up with some more of these...in teh say style...They do not have to be necessarily nice or anything, just making sense, for example... you can take teh skeleton of teh compliment

    If *blank* were bricks, then you'd have your own projects...in theory you could put anything in there...like, smarts, stupidity, ugly...etc...

    So these jokes really, are versatile....

    So anyway, can you help me come up with some more?

    Just reply with *blank* in there.

    It'd really help put a smile on my moms face, cuz me and her haven't been able to come up with any for a LONG time...they're getting kinda old.

    Thanks

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    Gingersnap Funny Uber-Compliments OceanEyes28's Avatar
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    Re: Funny Uber-Compliments

    If *blank* were vaginas, you'd have your own whorehouse.

    If *blank* were organic compost, you'd have your own planet-friendly farm. With vegetables.

    If *blank* were rednecks, you'd have my family reunion.

    If *blank* were clowns... you'd have your own Intellectual Discussion?
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    Re: Funny Uber-Compliments

    If your asshole were any tighter, you could make diamonds inside of your asshole.

    I don't think I'm doing this right, but I think it'd be really funny if you complimented your mother on what a fine asshole she has.
    Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."

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    Re: Funny Uber-Compliments

    Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
    If *blank* were vaginas, you'd have your own whorehouse.

    If *blank* were organic compost, you'd have your own planet-friendly farm. With vegetables.

    If *blank* were rednecks, you'd have my family reunion.

    If *blank* were clowns... you'd have your own Intellectual Discussion?


    haha if *blank* were rednecks, you'd have my family reuninon

    That one literally had me and my mom on the ground laughing for a good 20 minutes....considering we pretty much are rednecks

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    Re: Funny Uber-Compliments

    if *blank* were funny, this thread wouldn't exist.

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