Funny phobias

[Raider]

Funny phobias

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[loaf]

I don't have a fear of mirrors, I just don't like them.

[Dan558]

I think I have Cynophobia - the fear of Rabies (but not dogs) I had many nightmares when I was a kid after i found out about rabies especially raccoons with rabies. Agoraphobia is funny (but understandable) I like the online show Life from the inside where a guy has agoraphobia. I saw a guy on The Maurry Povich show who was incredibly scared of even seeing peaches it was weird.

[Polk]

You know what I don't have? Eurotophobia.

... Ladies.

But I do have Francophobia. Seriously. French people creep me out. One time, some French guy came up to me on the street, and was all like "Oui Oui Oui. Will you drink wine with me?" Long story short, he surrendered.

[Clint]

Midgets freak me out, so I guess I have a bit of a case of microphobia, which is the fear of small things. I'm not sure if there is an actual phobia of midgets. If there is, I haven't found it yet.

[Dimi]

Some of these are more bizarre than funny. Like somone who's a Arachibutyrophobic which is the fear of getting peanut butter stuck on the top part of your mouth. But some people have it.

Do they have a certain phobia name for having a fear against Chihuahuas? When I was about 3 or 4, I was chased down by a gang of them down my Aunt's street. I don't remember much but I do remember crying, running down the street back to my Aunt's house, and screaming like a girl.

Now everytime I look at one, I just wish they would fall of the face of the Earth. They're disgusting little shits that remind me of deformed foreskin.

Another fear that I have is flying in a plane which is known as Aviophobia. I'm not afraid of heights in general. I can get on a rollar coaster or even bungee jump without any problems but being stuck in a plane is one of my biggest fears. I know one day that I have to overcome that fear but till then, I'm staying off those things. A million bad thoughts cross my head whenever I see one, so I could imagine if I were stuck in one over thousands of feet in the air.

[Dark Squall]

Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns....Don'ask the clowns give me the creep!
anyone saw this

Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.

this one is funny!

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias...what da?!!

[Clint]

Judeophobia, the fear of Jews. I don't personally have this phobia, but if I were a Nazi, I would.

[Rasler+]

Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsely represents a sentient being.

I'm afraid of those things. They're just...weird. When I was a kid, I was also scared of Barbie dolls.

[Halie]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

"I'm scared of long words!"
"Oh, okay. You have Hippoptomontrosesquippedaliophobia."
"Dude, what did I just say?"

... That's just mean.

[Raider]

Ouranophobia - Fear Of Heaven

[Unknown Entity]

I have Claustrophobia (fear of confined spaces) and Cleithrophobia (fear of being loacked in an enclosed space.) It pretty much sucks because I hate getting the tube, the bus and getting in lifts. BUT I have to get the bus, unless I want to take a walk of a few miles into college. I never HAVE to get a tube, and lifts... I'm happy burning fat off taking the stairs.

Other things I think I might have are: Ecclesiophobia (fear of church), Emetophobia (fear of vomiting), Kakorrhaphiophobia (fear of failure or defeat), Neophobia (fear of anything new)... I give up...

I don't have, lol, Paraskavedekatriaphobia (fear of Friday the 13th). The number 13 is my lucky number, and everything good seems to happen to me on Friday the 13th.

Haha, the one that made me laugh was Coprastasophobia (fear of constipation) lol.

AND Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the number 666). IT'S A NUMBER LOL!

[Govinda]

I'm phobic about Panic At the Disco and Good Charlotte. What's that called?

[Unknown Entity]

I'm phobic about Panic At the Disco and Good Charlotte. What's that called?

Crapmusicasphobia. I have it too. ^_^

Is there such thing as a fear off smelly socks? Or of your own brother? I'm scared every time I aproach my brother because I don't know what smell is gonna hit me.

[Govinda]

Is there such thing as a fear off smelly socks? Or of your own brother? I'm scared every time I aproach my brother because I don't know what smell is gonna hit me.

I beleive that one's called 'being a sister'.

[Sinister]

Let's see. I'm...not really afraid of much of anything. I suppose you could argue that I have Glossophobia. But I would argue that it's not a fear, but a deep-seated reticence.

My mother has Acrophobia and Arachnophobia. My grandmother has Ophidiophobia. And my father has Pteromerhanophobia. My Sister has Hemophobia. One of my aunts is Agoraphobic.

[Pete]

I'm phobic about Panic At the Disco and Good Charlotte. What's that called?

Having good taste in music?


Anyways apparently, I have Taphephobia, which is the fear of being buried alive (also cemeteries, but I don't fear those). I can handle being buried up to my neck in sand, but being completely buried freaks me the hell out.

That's the only thing I fear. Like Unknown, 13 is my lucky number.

[Usagy]

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

Definately my kind of phobia.

Peace out

[Keisuke Takahashi]

Not sure what it's called, mainly because I didn't look it up, but a co-worker has this strange fear of Mustard. That's right Mustard. I don't know how or why, but he freaks out entirely when he sees it. It's pretty funny too when you exploit this fear of his, lol.

Mainly because he likes to "prank" my other co-workers so they decided to get him back by putting a mustard packet and hiding it in one of his tips, so when he went to grab it, it squirted all over his hand and he freaked out like he was dying. It was quite hysterical. =P

[Clint]

I found a really funny one that doesn't exactly apply to myself: Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease. Haha!! What kind of an idiot is afraid of kidney disease?

On a serious note, I'm pretty sure that I have Chirophobia, which would explain why I amputated my hands when I was younger. If you don't get it, chirophobia is the fear of hands.

On an actual serious note, I believe that I may have Geniophobia. Whenever I see a chin, I freak out.

[x-Anonymous-x]

well i have....

Anthropophobia, fear of people or being in a company

Acrophobia, Altophobia — fear of heights

Glossophobia — fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak

Erotophobia — fear of sexual love or sexual questions

Musophobia — fear of mice and/or rats

Ophidiophobia — fear of snakes

and i also fear my brother's butt...really...i freak out whenever his big butt is near me...

yeahhh....i know...i suck....T.T

[Dodie16]

This is an interesting topic, so I decided to revive it.

I have a fear of needles (shots to be more specific). Apparently, it's called Trypanophobia. I can handle being poked with a regular pin, and it doesn't bother me, but there's something about having a doctor inject me with a needle that I absolutely hate and dread whenever I have to get one. Probably because I am not in control of the situation.

I also have a fear of ghosts. Idk why. I've never seen one, and I probably never will, but ghosts and ghost stories scare the hell out of me. I don't even really know if ghosts exist, but I don't think I want to find out. It's not a crippling phobia that I have, because I can watch those ghosthunter guys on t.v., but I still get creeped out. It's called Phasmophobia, btw.

I was talking to my mom and she mentioned that she had a fear of small dogs. Chihuahuas to be more specific. She says they're too small, and they're vicious. Idk if she would be classified as having Cynophobia, since she's only afraid of this particular type. We've always had dogs, just not small ones.

I thought this one was kinda interesting. Phobophobia – fear of having a phobia. Man, talk about going in circles with this one.

[Dragon_Jiriki]

I've got serious acrophobia, fear of heights. I really do not enjoy going upside down on things such as roller coasters either - I get dizzy very easily.

[diaryofjane]

Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car. I guess that's me in the winter time. I get scared when riding in car during the winter

[Rinoa.Heartilly]

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
i guess a scientific name isn't possible. lol.

Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions
Well who wouldn't be afraid of nukes? Especially ones too close for comfort.

Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor
I don't blame people. My friends have erupted some gnarly smells.

Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Can you pronounce that? I can't. Such a complex name.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
I'd hate to tell someone they were diagnosed with this.

Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
A completely understandable fear. Who wants an STD?

Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks
WHAT?

Personally I'm very chiroptophobic (fear of bats). Like horribly.

[Red XIII]

I have a fear of Seagulls XP

They're big, disgusting, terrifying and they steel your food ;o;

But seriously its no Joke. I won't even walk under where a Seagull is flying over head. I'm terrified of them....

[V_Translanka]

While not a phobia, I get oddly grossed out when peeling a head of lettuce...I have no idea why. It's not like I think lettuce is disgusting or anything...but when I'm making a sandwich & go to get some lettuce, I end up with a look on my face as if I'm peeling the skin off of someone's actual head or something...I don't remember ever being molested with lettuce or anything that would make me dislike it nor have I heard anyone with anything even remotely similar...Hmmmm...

[xfuryballx]

i m phobia to gloves...i dont like wearing them...whenever i wear it i will get this weird feeling which i m scare of...what do you call this phobia?...-_-

[Rocky]

I have an intense fear of snakes and spiders. They creep me out like no other! When I went to Belize a few years back, I ended up seeing this crazy colored little spider out in some rural part of the village. I ended up booking it back to the church and staying in there for a couple of hours working on crafts instead of playing soccer with the kids for their vacation bible school.

Flying also seems to freak me out. I went to another missionary trip for Jamaica this past summer, and during most of the 3 hour flight from Memphis to Montego Bay, I was holding on to the middle-aged mom's arm that was in our group. She thought I was friendly. I thought I was gonna die.

Other then that, those are my biggest fears overall.

[Chez Daja]

I hate spiders. Just always have. Agoraphobic as well.
And the dark. There's a reason behind this one, but I'll save that for another day. I fear I might get a terminal disease one day as well. Or somebody that I love might. I don't know why, but it MIGHT have something to do with that hospice I used to visit.... One more... Well, probably being buried alive. That scares me. But seeing it in a film or whatever is fine. Just that I don't want it to ACTUALLY happen.

Aulophobia- Fear of flutes. LOLZ.