FS: My left shoe.

[Rocky]

Okay guys, kinda broke here, trying to sell my left shoe, any takers?

I dont have any pics but my middle school teacher gave me a B- in creative writing class so here goes. It's a blue and white Nike shoe, size 10.5 US/9.5 UK/ 44.5 EURO/28.5 CM (wtf is CM?) anywho, it's made in Vietnam, so it's a pretty charlie shoe, not gonna lie. It's mostly white, with some blue color on the sides and the black nike emblem on the side too. The bottom part is all blue. The outside is a little dirty, but if I was a used car salesman, overall I'd say the shoe is "like new", just needs a little touching up on otherwise you're ready to play basketball or w/e with it.

Anyone wanna throw out some prices on it? I'll take what I can get but keep in mind foreign people of the US that shipping may cost extra since I have to ship it overseas. Thanks for checking out this thread happy posting.

[Pete]

I'll trade you my left Nike sneaker for yours. Mine is size 11, all white with a small metallic black swoosh logo on both sides. It has a black sole, with some remnants of window caulk stuck in the ridged grooves. It also has a faint green tint towards the bottom from grass stains, but they can be scrubbed out with some diluted bleach! The toe cap also needs a tiny bit of attention (or krazy glue!) towards the very top corners. Otherwise, it's a great shoe with over 7 years of service, and with a little love, can still be like new!

So do we have a deal?

[Fate]

Are we suppose to be bidding on it now? I bid one dollar. I dare somebody to beat that bid. Oh, another one. I'll bid for both of them, then. One dollar each.

[loaf]

I have a pair of converses. I'll trade you either or. The left one has a car drawn on the right side of it. The right shoe has the word LOL written on the front of it, the O is colored in. It's a creme color with red inside.

CHOOSE WISELY

[Rocky]

Thanks Pete that's a really tempting offer, I'm gonna keep my options open for now but I do need to get rid of this shoe, and I'm trying to get money so I can afford to get this girl that I'm stalking some flowers, and when she sees me she's gonna be all like "wheres your other shoe aww those are pretty flowers marry me" and my life will be complete. So thanks for the offer but I'm looking for money right now. And same for you Loaf thank you but I'm looking for money.

As for fate so far you're the highest bidder but I haven't closed up the auction yet but keep in mind that you will have to pay the shipping as well and since I'm bubblewrapping my left shoe its gonna cost at least like 20 US dollars so just keep that in mind.

[Pete]

Hey, if it's all for stalk-- I mean love, then what girl wouldn't appreciate a man with a sense of style. Wearing not one, but two Nike shoes at once sends a direct message. It says "not only do I not care about the Vietnamese so much that I own two pairs of Nikes, but I have so much style and cash that I can afford two pairs of Nikes."

Flowers die, but bj's last for minutes... and Nikes last for a few years.

[GypsyElder]

Hey, if it's all for stalk-- I mean love, then what girl wouldn't appreciate a man with a sense of style. Wearing not one, but two Nike shoes at once sends a direct message. It says "not only do I not care about the Vietnamese so much that I own two pairs of Nikes, but I have so much style and cash that I can afford two pairs of Nikes."

If you want a girls attention for shoes, Tom's are where it's at.

Look how stoked he is, there's no way hes not getting attention from the ladies.

Helping little kids in Africa.

[Polk]

Do you take Polk dollars? Sure Polk dollars have no real monetary value, and it's literally a piece of loose leaf paper that I've cut into a strip and wrote "100 Polk dollerz " on, but it's from the heart. And I have a shit load of them.

I've been in the market for a slightly used left Nike for a long time now, and this offer seems too good to pass up. I await your response.

[Sean]

I have enough left shoes, but I'm really interested in the right ones. Though, I'll pay double for a set. Deal?

Anyways, the girl won't like you if you're missing your left shoe. Fundamentals of life, man. Shoes = Laid. Every time.

[dongs.]

my shoe still hurts

wtf. No capslock? ghey. Cesar, fix this. >=/

[Priscilla]

I'll give you my left silver heel. It has been through a lot.. And seen things people would probably never want to see.
Or you know.. I could give you the right one as well.
They have sentimental value because I purchased them for my Grade 7 graduation.
They are almost too small for me so they probably won't fit you.

[Che]

This one time I was doin this chick, right. We were making out and I started to put my hand on her left shoe. I went directly for the laces. These were different though, they had some kind of clip that you had to pull inward and then pull one side down and the other up to get unhooked. It was hard. Then she started asking me questions about why I was giving all the attention to the left shoe. It just went downhill from there.

Now whenever I make out with chicks I leave the shoes on.

[Meigumi]

Are we suppose to be bidding on it now? I bid one dollar. I dare somebody to beat that bid. Oh, another one. I'll bid for both of them, then. One dollar each.

$1.01 dollars for each shoe. I win. (I'm joking. I never buy anything off the net.)

...You're not joking, are you? Selling your left shoe?

Umm, open a garage sale, or have a friend to help you.

I'm pretty sure no one's going to buy one left shoe.