A foxtrot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed A disco ball is just hanging by a thread..

[RamesesII]

What song? Bonus points for what year.

No no no but seriously no seriously



It just so happens the lyrics befit the intention of this thread.

Ladies do you dig a guy that can dance?

And I don't mean drunken night club dance I mean new vogue, six step rock and roll etc you get the jist.


Let me set the scenario.


Your sitting down with a couple bff's, clutch in hand tossing back a few martinis, then from the midst of the crowd a moderately attractive guy walks up looks you fair in the eyes, takes your hand into his moderately feminine hand and leads you to the dance floor where he proceeds to guide you and control you through a convoluted set of rhythmic foot steps all the while parading you around the dance floor with precise yet subtle hand movements,
what would you do..

a) Take your brick laden clutch and proceed to beat him across the head?

b) Plead and protest that you don't dance until your hand slips from his grasp and you meld into the crowd to loose him?

or c) get stunned by the penetrating gaze and your knees go weak while your legs inexplicably follow him to the dance floor where he proceeds to court you?

[Pete]

maybe the guy just likes to dance, if you know what I mean...

[noxious.sunshine]

I pick the middle one.

A.) I HATE bars & clubs. They're too expensive, too crowded, too noisy. I like staying home and drinking & playing board games and shit.

B.) I do not, I repeat: do not dance. Ever. My ex's tios and primos made me do that retarded Mexican two-step shit on NYE a few yrs ago. I wanted to strangle someone. Yes, I was wasted. My ex tried to teach me said Mexican Two-Step whatever the feck (merengue? duranguense? i don't know, i don't care) at a concert (El Trono de Mexico, I believe), but then he stopped cuz I was embarrassing him. lmao

C.) I hate clubs.