With rising theft rates and all that, I suppose it's not uncommon nowadays. Sorry if this thread has been done before

On a night not long ago, when I and two of my brothers were chilling in our house, watching Last Man Standing and reveling in our individual fullness of tummies, an unusual incident occurred.
A scraping sound was heard from the parking lot next door. The bigger of my two brothers arose and cast aside the curtains to see a most bizarre scene playing out below him: A young man was dragging a container of plastic bottles and a two wheeler with an engine block on it next to his bike.
Immediately recognizing the aforementioned 2 items as ours, the big brother was inflamed. He pounded on the window to get the rascal's attention, then pointed directly at him and turned his hand gesture into the thumbs down, while shaking his head. The punk below paled, dropped the two-wheeler and scrambled onto his bike, by the time both brothers extricated themselves from the house, the mysterious thief had fled, leaving his booty to be reclaimed by the original owners.
Odd brother behavior aside, happy ending U_U

So, has anyone else had anything stolen (or almost stolen) from them?
Your honest answers here, please