Don't have a meltdown, have a Metlt- *smacked*

[Rhaps]

Dumbest. Product. Ever. For those who haven't seen it, the "Melt Down" is a bag of chips with a piece of sliced cheese. You put the cheese on the chips, microwave it, and call it nachos.
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Whoever invented this needs to be drug out into the streets and beaten to death with Mandarin Oranges.

But it leads me to think, if some dumbass can make something that f*ckin' retarded and get it as a licensed food product, what am I capable of inventing? What are YOU capable of inventing? This thread can be kinda like a Hi-Deas type dealie if you so desire

[Josh_R]

Me and my friends had a idea for an unbreakble condom(keep in mind it is a joke).

First we would have to mine some mithril for it. Then we need a wizard or witch to hex the damn thing.(Maybe Ragnatoad can get drunk and use his staff to do it).


Hmm a real invention could be.... What if I stack potato chips in a long cylindrical like tube. hmm yes yes that would work nicely. No one would no what to think of Potato chips that aren't in a bag.

[Che]

Dumbest. Product. Ever. For those who haven't seen it, the "Melt Down" is a bag of chips with a piece of sliced cheese. You put the cheese on the chips, microwave it, and call it nachos.
.............................
Whoever invented this needs to be drug out into the streets and beaten to death with Mandariin Oranges.

But it leads me to think, if some dumbass can make something that f*ckin' retarded and get it as a licensed food product, what am I capable of inventing? What are YOU capable of inventing? This thread can be kinda like a Hi-Deas type dealie if you so desire

You mad?

[Rhaps]

You mad?

A tad nerd-ragey, but thats due to other things
@Josh, If they can make those weird "Silly Band" wristlets (also a dumb idea) retain their fanciful shapes of birdds and animals and other fun objects (none sexual made yet I hope) after being on the wrists of teenagers everywhere, then an unbreakable condom should be feasable

[kurohime]

Dumbest. Product. Ever. For those who haven't seen it, the "Melt Down" is a bag of chips with a piece of sliced cheese. You put the cheese on the chips, microwave it, and call it nachos.
.............................
Whoever invented this needs to be drug out into the streets and beaten to death with Mandarin Oranges.

But it leads me to think, if some dumbass can make something that f*ckin' retarded and get it as a licensed food product, what am I capable of inventing? What are YOU capable of inventing? This thread can be kinda like a Hi-Deas type dealie if you so desire

i shall pray for their immediate death.

[Che]

Not really sure why you guys are mad that someone is selling something that you made in your house before but were too dumb to get a license and start selling it yourself.

Who's making the money? Now who's dumb?

[Pete]

How about instant water powder, for when you absolutely need water... all you do is add water.

Oh, wait...

[Rhaps]

They're still dumb for making something a redneck can make after 40 years of devout training, James K. Polk is making the money, and I have an idea for a dumb invention!
THE HAMMER TIME HAMMER STOP SIGN! Why play the song when you could just hold up the STOP and thwok people with the hammer which has futuristic Hallmark Greeting Card Technology as it says the pre-recorded phrase we all know and love?
I'd run Polk out of business!

[Polk]

They're still dumb for making something a redneck can make after 40 years of devout training, James K. Polk is making the money, and I have an idea for a dumb invention!
THE HAMMER TIME HAMMER STOP SIGN! Why play the song when you could just hold up the STOP and thwok people with the hammer which has futuristic Hallmark Greeting Card Technology as it says the pre-recorded phrase we all know and love?
I'd run Polk out of business!

What do I have to do with any of this? Don't bring me up in your terrible thread.

[Meier Link]

Solar powered flash light, that will be my claim to fame. Sad thing is you know someone would buy that useless peice of junk that requires light to make light. I will sell it via informercials.

Total world domination via this device. Buy one for you and 6 for your friends.

[Che]

Solar powered flash light, that will be my claim to fame. Sad thing is you know someone would buy that useless peice of junk that requires light to make light. I will sell it via informercials.

Total world domination via this device. Buy one for you and 6 for your friends.

It'd be cooler if it was a solar powered fleshlight, though.

[Meier Link]

Nice, given theirs has to have a battery back up and has to charge before hand. Mine would rule. You could use it while charging. Total awesomeness. ****ing amazing find though.

[GypsyElder]

How about instant water powder, for when you absolutely need water... all you do is add water.

Oh, wait...

Just like: the new "Flavored water":


More like watered down clear Kool-Aid?

[Meier Link]

Yeah I never got the whole buying bottles of water. Given some, and i must stress that is a very limited some, are more purified then what you can get from the tap but adding a water filter to the spicket is much cheaper and you can get more purified water then what you can hope to get from a bottle and it hasn't set in a warehouse for months on end before sitting on the shelf for weeks at the store.

[Che]

Yeah I never got the whole buying bottles of water. Given some, and i must stress that is a very limited some, are more purified then what you can get from the tap but adding a water filter to the spicket is much cheaper and you can get more purified water then what you can hope to get from a bottle and it hasn't set in a warehouse for months on end before sitting on the shelf for weeks at the store.

Also, nobody recycles those shits and we waste a ton of plastic and harm the environment buying bottles of water.

I use:


Tastes better than even Fiji water.

[final fantacy_tifa]

Me and my friends had a idea for an unbreakble condom(keep in mind it is a joke).

First we would have to mine some mithril for it. Then we need a wizard or witch to hex the damn thing.(Maybe Ragnatoad can get drunk and use his staff to do it).


Hmm a real invention could be.... What if I stack potato chips in a long cylindrical like tube. hmm yes yes that would work nicely. No one would no what to think of Potato chips that aren't in a bag.

Lol I like this one ^^ jkjk



A real good invenchion ... ... ... .. Oh I got it pretzil pizza sticks !!! Eww. Who on the hell woud buy thows descusting things(besides my sister)
They put something good lile pizza and mix it with something salty like pretzals wtf!!

[Joe]

They are actually really damn good. And I second Pete's powdered water idea.

[Jin]

A battery powered battery charger. It'll catch on.

[Furore]

It's conveniant.
If they weren't too costly I'd pay a bit extra for the privilege of just straight up nuking some cheese covered chips then having to get some damn cheese out of the fridge, slice a bit off, add it to chips on something that my microwave won't have a sparking shitfit at and then nuke.

Pity I haven't seen this product locally.

[loaf]

My friend made a peanut butter and rolo sandwich....shit was bomb but I aint telling you all how to make it...there is a certain way to make it right.