I'm pretty sure nobody is going to believe that, Mr. Polk. You are not constantly naked. I have photographic proof.
In this 19th Century photograph, Mr. President, you are clearly seen wearing a suit jacket, a nice white shirt, and what looks to be a black neck brace. If you were constantly naked, as you so arrogantly claimed, then your nipples would most certainly be exposed, which as you can see, they are not.
And as you can also see in this 19th Century photograph, you have no fur.
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