Did you have a nice day today?

[Govinda]

Reifeth, where is your country? I don't think I've ever heard of it before.

My day was average. Washed every item of clothing I own and recovered from a minor hangover induced after a mediocre party. Read an awful lot more of Murakami's Norwegian Wood. Not sure why I'm persisting with it, it's a little like a novel of moans and daily stories - but the way he writes them is, for some reason, keeping me with him. I am determined to fish out his secret before the end of the book. That is, if I can stand another scene with that twat of a character, Midori, without losing the rag completely.

[Refieth]

Reifeth, where is your country? I don't think I've ever heard of it before.

In the UK. It's part of Britain. Not many people have heard of it, most people think it's part of England or something, and just forget about it.

Anyway, my day... was, in a word, boring. Mind you, the report cards came today... and that's not boring, more freaky. How the Giratina did I only get a D in IT?!