Got back to my flat this afternoon to find some woman standing outside my door with her dog. She was in her late forties and very tattooed. I had just got back from the store with a pack of stout.

After introducing herself and demanding which car was mine(pointed to the blue phonebox, she didn't believe me), she asked that I take my stout up to her husband(whose birthday it apparently was). Then she tells me how cars get broken into here.

Later than night a large black man shows up at my door looking to "pick up at TV". I told him there was no such TV and I was not the person he wanted. He said it was a "hotspot". Misunderstandings...lol

And now there is a huge, I mean massive beetle flying around my room. I've had much more interesting and stranger days, but this one seemed almost dream-like.


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What tis the most surreal day that you've lived through?