David Lynch wrote my Day

[The Doctor]

Got back to my flat this afternoon to find some woman standing outside my door with her dog. She was in her late forties and very tattooed. I had just got back from the store with a pack of stout.

After introducing herself and demanding which car was mine(pointed to the blue phonebox, she didn't believe me), she asked that I take my stout up to her husband(whose birthday it apparently was). Then she tells me how cars get broken into here.

Later than night a large black man shows up at my door looking to "pick up at TV". I told him there was no such TV and I was not the person he wanted. He said it was a "hotspot". Misunderstandings...lol

And now there is a huge, I mean massive beetle flying around my room. I've had much more interesting and stranger days, but this one seemed almost dream-like.


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What tis the most surreal day that you've lived through?

[Pug]

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I just writ another endless ramble and had to delete it Dont think im aloud to post certain things on the forum. Ill have to ask my mentor. Pug is sad face. Pug has to leave unworthy unfunny comment. Pug would wish he had a pony to cheer himself up... but Pug isn't gay yet... so Pug doesn't wish he had a pony. Pug will go get a beer instead and stop writing another wall of text allmost as long as the one he just deleted... which is now longer than the one he just deleted...

Anyway in future if a 40 year old chav lady asks you for your beer do a barrel roll! That'l really confuse her! Then you can run away!

[Polk]

Have you ever seen Eraserhead? That's basically my average day in a nutshell.