Cilla and Martin

[Che]

We've been wondering how our favorite globe trotting loves have been. We haven't heard from you in what feels like ages, and we'd love to know how the first month of the relationship is going. Can you understand each other with your cockamamie and cockney accents?

Last we heard Martin was expecting Cilla in England and we haven't heard much since. Rumors are swirling all around. We've heard that Martin smacked her because she put Vegemite on a sandwich and actually tried to inject flavor into the British cuisine. We've also heard that Cilla's gotten super depressed because she can't find her shadow, due to a lack of sunlight.

We're really honestly looking for an update, who cares if we're adding a little sarcasm to the post? **** you mods who never allow fun.

[OceanEyes28]

When a moderator deletes a thread, it's for a reason. If your last thread is any indication, you screwballs can't play nice.

I've decided to close this one and leave you with this post, just so we're clear.