Christmas is coming, share what do you wish

[Clint]

I share my seed with desperate women seeking motherhood.

[Tallulah]

I was finishing up Christmas shopping, and also went to get a specific pair of shoes I can no longer get in my city, a couple weeks back in Meadowhall (Sheffield, UK, about 2 hour train ride from where I currently am in Lincoln), and I made the mistake of going into a high-end jewellers/watch shop and looking at the Omega watches (My dad used to have one; he got dirt cheap in Jersey 26 years ago, and I am a bit of a Bond fan) and I saw one with diamonds around the edge.

At £4000 there is no way I (or anyone I know) could afford it, also I would be afraid to wear it outside the house, also I can't wear it at work so I would have to keep it locked in the safe, so it's the most impractical thing as well, but... wow!

Realistically, I hope my FWB gets better so we can resume normal activities! Or that lad at work realises what EVERYONE else in the place does (that I fancy him like mad)!

Gosh, I'm on the Naughty List this year! I've already got my main present, a new sofa, courtesy of my mum's work discount (she works for Homebase and gets a 15-20% discount on stuff there and at Argos). I'm currently sitting on it writing this. I am also getting a cordless telephone, if rumours are to be believed.