Che's an Asshole, people

One of the biggest assholes I have come in contact with is the "Know-it-all asshole:spyfap:". They are the assholes who sit around and judge every move someone else makes while not having the nuts to step up and attempt anything more then a witty little putdown. All the while not having any true knowledge of the situation to begin with:drool:. Case in point on my ship there is a Chief:cool:<---Mister cool chief guy. This Chief thinks he is a very intelligent individual however, his knowledge of my equipment seems to be little more then the knowledge a prepubescent boy has about sex, it seems simple enough but the possible end results have not crossed his mind. :blowtop:

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Originally Posted by Che

This thread is about assholes, not trolls!

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Trolls are wannabe assholes. I used to rip trolls a new one on a daily basis with my godlike skills of assholiness. Ah, those were the days... when I could "legally" flame trolls so bad they banned themselves. :stick:

Yeah, I used to flame the **** outta trolls too, best way to kill them for good. If I remember right though acid worked fairly well too.
I should really start playing the Baldur's Gate games again. :D

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Originally Posted by Che

Ever have your sliding glass back door open and put your hand down your pants to start....

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This has nothing to do with the topic but, speaking of sliding glass doors there was this girl in my class that was telling me about how when she was little, she literally ran through a sliding Glass door. Like she ran, busted through it, got up and kept running. It was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

For the topic, I went to this place called Oak Glen... it was like an apple orchard or some shiz. Anyway, the bathroom stalls didn't lock and on top of that they were big enough so that you couldn't even see the person's feet in the stall. I think about 80 % of the girls in the bathroom got accidentally peeped on... by other girls.

DID ANY OF YOU THINK TO KNOCK? assholes... I think it was just someones diabolical plan to see me naked :P

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Originally Posted by Dodie16

We aren't being assholes, we're just trying to do our job.

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I was a cocktail waitress for awhile and even though I just served drinks they still gave me the "go to hell" look when I asked how everything was. Maybe we should just give them bells for when they need something......make them look like the assholes ! We're just being "attentive" which is what customer service is about in those places.

Off topic; but this is why waiters/resses get the 'go to hell' look when you ask them about something.

Common sense dictates, if you see them drinking/eating their chosen menu, obviously it's good or tolerable or delicious, yes? So why ask? If it was bad, we wouldn't be eating it now would we?

That always irked me when I went out. It's like... why ask a question that stupid?

And also, if we want something, we will stare at you and try to make eye contact, and maybe wave a little. That's just something you do when you want a waiter/ress's attention.

Although at the end of things, I know it's 'routine' to ask how everything is and such, but really... is it necessary?


(Yes, I know I sound snarky.)

You're all putting way to much thought into a comment that was never serious in the first place.

Don't worry, I knew you weren't being serious. I was just responding to Vixen.

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Originally Posted by Mistress Victoria

(Yes, I know I sound snarky.)

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well the thing is. I personally only ask if everything is ok or if they need something; because they have an empty glass in front of them or Im cleaning their table (which I get the go to hell look for making sure they are not covered in cig ashes and napkins and dirty glasses too). And honestly sometimes you get people who bitch at you for not coming by every five minutes. So I would rather be bitched at for doing my job correctly then be accused of not taking care of them. And I believe most waitress's feel that way. We cant sit there and stare at one table to see their "subtle" hints to get service while we are serving about 20-30 other tables, and if a customer grabs me or has to yell at me to get my attention I would be fairly unhappy at them for being rude and at me for not being able to tend to their every need when they "ring their bell".

speaking of sliding doors, when my brother and I were a younger age (I think I was 9, he was 5), me and him were playing downstairs in the basement with something. Once he heard my mom get home from work, he ran up the stairs and tried to push open the door from our garage to the backyard which was like a regular door with a glass window that starts from the doorknob height up to about 3/4 of the door. Anyways, he put his hands through the glass part of the door and shattered the whole thing and had to be taken to the emergency room. He still has a badass scar that runs from his right wrist almost all the way up to the elbow. He got so many chicks in kindergarden with that scar lol.

Moral of the story: Do something crazy, get a scar, get chix, ????, Profit!

I once walked into someone's screen door and managed to warp the frame so that it was unusable. The sad thing is, I wasn't even drunk yet.

Coincidentally, I've yet to be invited back to this person's house.

Moral of these stories is that apparently, birds aren't the only ones confused by Windex.

Who uses Windex on a screen? I just rolled a 1 on my perception check is all.

I used to have a dog that did that on a regular basis I used to think it was funny, until the day my sister was chasing me through the house and I thought I saw what was an easy escape. Well it ended up costing something like 4 months allowence for me to replace the door I broke.

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Originally Posted by Jin

Who uses Windex on a screen? I just rolled a 1 on my perception check is all.

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If you rolled a 1 on your perception check, what would happen if you rolled a natural 20? Would you be able to open the door in the middle of a Silent Hill fog during a mena se twa while playing Chopin's Andante spianato et Grande Polonaise in E-flat major with your toes, or what?

I'd probably have still walked into it. Int is my dump stat.

Your dex must be high since you crit that door.

Double Zero'd.

I remember one time my friend made me go to church. We were sitting down and I had an itch down there. A few people looked at me and it was so embarrassing. Because my body language is different too but it just doesn't look right when girls scratch down there. lol. Sorry it just doesn't. I guess I'm a asshole too :(

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Originally Posted by Che

On the flipside, I hate it when people don't have the sense of humor to think my lame jokes and trolling are funny and witty. I mean, I put effort into that shit, man. Effort in anything should be rewarded, right?!

XDXDXD

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Say that to the vagina. Am I right fellas?

Hmm a change of name. Well then according to one of Che's threads he will never read my post so I agree asshole...jk

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Originally Posted by Block

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Originally Posted by Che View Post
On the flipside, I hate it when people don't have the sense of humor to think my lame jokes and trolling are funny and witty. I mean, I put effort into that shit, man. Effort in anything should be rewarded, right?!

XDXDXD

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Say that to the vagina. Am I right fellas?

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This.

Heyooooooo!!!!

god I love this thread, lets bring it back.

speaking of assholes, does it make you gay if you like one?

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Originally Posted by Rocky

god I love this thread, lets bring it back.

speaking of assholes, does it make you gay if you like one?

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I don't know why don't you ask someone who likes you pfffahaha

I miss Che. I don't like chad.

Yeah **** chad, bring the chemeister back!

Srsly, if che doesnt make a return soon, im going to change my name to che, that outta piss ya off, ill even use your old avatars you used to use!

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Originally Posted by nix

Yeah **** chad, bring the chemeister back!

Srsly, if che doesnt make a return soon, im going to change my name to che, that outta piss ya off, ill even use your old avatars you used to use!

:spyfap:

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Go ahead and try, the name is locked!

ps I'm still me guuuuuuuys!

no!! Get your shit together... "chad".... ewwwWWW

Srsly, you must transcend to the che!

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Originally Posted by chad

Go ahead and try, the name is locked!

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Seriously folks, he just laid down a challenge. I think someone should take him up on that statement and see if he's bluffing. :lol:

Che don't be an asshole man ;(

I scratch my lower area with pride only it doesn't itch and I shouldn't have to say why.

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Originally Posted by Merlin

Seriously folks, he just laid down a challenge. I think someone should take him up on that statement and see if he's bluffing. :lol:

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If nobody else will take up the challenge, I will gladly take the name Che if possible for a while until I get bored of it.

That's just how much I want to spite chad. :shake: