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    Che drank the fifth of mayonnaise™ (sperm)

    For all you who aren't even the slightest bit Mexican, go drink your ass off tonight! I know you have something planned for the celebration of Mexico's win over France like seven billion years ago that nobody gives a shit about. What's everyone's plans?

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    Re: the fifth of mayonnaise™

    We r goin to Moe's tonight. They are havin all kinds of specials. Plus they r giving away 25 Welcome To Moe's Tee Shirts.

    Sitting here waiting for Rocky, and Che to notice me!!



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    On beer 3. Will update as I go.
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    Re: the fifth of mayonnaise™

    Quote Originally Posted by Che
    For all you who aren't even the slightest bit Mexican
    The real winners.

    Until now!


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    Air from my lungs. Che drank the fifth of mayonnaise™ (sperm) Violet's Avatar
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    Anyone kicking France's ass is a check in my book.. but way to go, Mexico!
    TO MY AMIGOS! *toasts*


    No offense to you Frenchies.. I love your art
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    Quote Originally Posted by Che View Post
    For all you who aren't even the slightest bit Mexican, go drink your ass off tonight! I know you have something planned for the celebration of Mexico's win over France like seven billion years ago that nobody gives a shit about. What's everyone's plans?
    Che! Feel proud man! This is THE thread that pulled me out of lurker mode.
    (BTW, I am of Mexican descent. So HA!)

    Bummer though. I didn't have anything planned today. Been busy all day with school and running errands. A shot of tequila with tacos (not that Taco Bell/Del Taco shit either) sounds good though!!! I'm waiting till the weekend comes to make up for it.

    I'll just leave off with a few good words and some music.....

    "Deje el buen rodillo de las epocas!"

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    So speaking of mexicans, I played with the first ever deranker in Halo: Reach beta history just a couple of hours ago. He turned out to be legitimately from Mexico, had no mic, and ran around in a ranked match killing his teammates, aka us. After getting booted from killing him, I sent him a message saying "all mexicans go to hell." Aren't I a nice guy?!

    Dimi, btw you're not mexican, youre more black than anything.. You're still going to hell though, sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    So speaking of mexicans, I played with the first ever deranker in Halo: Reach beta history just a couple of hours ago. He turned out to be legitimately from Mexico, had no mic, and ran around in a ranked match killing his teammates, aka us. After getting booted from killing him, I sent him a message saying "all mexicans go to hell." Aren't I a nice guy?!

    Dimi, btw you're not mexican, youre more black than anything.. You're still going to hell though, sorry

    I...never knew I was black but thanks for telling me! And it's okay. I don't mind hell. I'll save you a seat buddy. Keep it nice and warm for you while your white ass roasts all red. <3

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    Re: the fifth of mayonnaise™

    For dinner, I had eggs and salsa.... super tasty.

    But uhh..... I forgot what day it was. The salsa was just a coincidence. I like it on scrambled eggs.
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    Re: the fifth of mayonnaise™

    umm... I got drunk.

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    In honor of this victory I will drink Tequila instead of Rum tonight.
    Mexicans drink Tequila and shit, yeah?
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    I played Darksiders last night. Shit yeah, I'm hardcore. But in my defense, that's a really good game.
    Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."

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    I did absolutely nothing woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    I had class earlier in the day and I didn't even notice it was a holiday till I was on my way home. Then I had to work till 12.

    Actually I never really do anything for Cinco de Mayo.

    Oh wait, I had tacos for dinner! coincidence??

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