Careful bruz, e'll eat yer 'ead!

[Furore]

Is just one of several really random funny things I've heard mates say when drunk. So I figure, why not a thread about that kind of thing.
It can be entertaining!

What funny things have you heard people mutter when intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated?

[jcsimpson]

Are you british ? In my opinion the brits say the funniest things and I'm not mocking your accent or anything, I find they are just comedic geniuses who can turn anything into something funny.

[Unknown Entity]

I went to someone's music gig last year, and went for dinner/drinks afterwards. One of the girls I was with had done three or four tequilas, and was almost on the floor lol.

She said something along the lines of "Naaah moar... I gotza ga home ta ma muzza!" when asked if she wanted another one. It made the whole group cry with laughter. It was also a right laugh taking her back to the bus stop. ^^;

[Josh_R]

Are you british ? In my opinion the brits say the funniest things and I'm not mocking your accent or anything, I find they are just comedic geniuses who can turn anything into something funny.

He is an Aussie, I think, hmm I am pretty sure.

I hear some pretty funny shit when I go out with some of the guys on post. Military men can drink like a motherf*cker.

I heard one guy say I lik-a da piggy pie. I wasn't sure wtf he was saying half the night. He keep saying Piggy Pie, so I assumed he was referring to the ICP song.

[Taco-Calamitous]

One time when I was drinking with my friends, we started to walk down to the park, when my friend who's place we were staying at decided he needed to go back for his coat, so I went back with him. When we got back, he decided we needed to take a few more shots. The last one, he dubbed "One more for cleansing." Later, I was recounting this to everyone else, and we were like, "What does that even mean?"

Also, my brother once said something about ****ing his roommate "in his chocolate where his dark chocolate don't go."

One time I was wearing a wig, and my bro's friend told me to tell my father (the camera.) So he had me sing this song: "[my dad's name]! This is the hair I always wanted!" And I added BITCH! at the end. My cousin, who was filming, told me, "You just called your dad a bitch." And I said "My dad will never see this." And to my knowledge, he hasn't, heh. That night I also explained to the bouncer that it wasn't my actual hair, it was a wig. I couldn't figure out at the time why he was laughing at me... Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Robbo]

Haha one time from birmingham Two girls were messing around in competition.

One said " I'm from Birmingham, Want to dance? "

It wasnt an enjoyable eevening belive it or not.but i found it pretty stupid on her part

EDIT: Just read it back, i didnt explain properly haha i cant spell a birmingham accent but you know what one is imagine it being so drunk to the point that. She spilt beer all over the drummer who was on stage knocked a Tv of the bracket which was touching the roof and ran away from her friends twice in a zig zag motion.

[loaf]

"Give me another beer."

[rJ floW]

female "hey how are you?"
male "do you know who I am?"
female "no?"
male "then why the **** are you talking to me??"

after 22 beers and a slap was not even delivered!!

and who was it?? umm....a guy i know.....possibly named rJ