Yes I can believe it!!
If you're American, you've just committed assault.
WIKIPEDIA'D BITCH:
I don't know where you live though. Which is a good thing, as I am practically wetting myself due to the fear that this post will in some way anger you to the point of you finding me and shoving me. I'm losing control of my bladder.Originally Posted by Article on assault
The fact is, you knowingly pushed the kid. You weren't physically provoked, as the kid was just talking shit, apparently. If he had attacked you first, as it has been said before, the incident would go down a lot differently.
Though it is kind of a shitty move for the kid to go to the police, he had every right to. Any act of physical violence can be construed as assault, unless
A. You can prove that it was accidental
B. You can prove he adequately prove that he forced you into said violence
C. You can prove that you were not control of yourself when said action happened, ie you were drunk or under other the influence of other substances.
Then again, these rules don't apply to me, as if some punk gets all up in my grill, they don't live to press charges.
Seriously. I'm really strong.
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