I think to help everyone out, it'd have to be a cash only business. That way if there's any infidelity, it can't be traced back by credit cards. Like if a couple has a joint credit card, and the wife sees the husband's dropping hundreds a week on this service. Discretion is key. Plus leaving a tip would be easier.
As for late fees, I'm thinking bouncers would be a good idea. Just think about it, you could get some really sketchy dudes in there, and they might try to pull some shit. You give the girls a codeword and then Michael Clarke Duncan busts through the door at a moment's notice.
I mean, I don't want to get into the whole morals thing, since we're talking about drive through hookers and the like, but a time release STD just seems super unethical. Plus, wouldn't rubbers be necessary?
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