Little Rock, AR, USA

Misconception: Incest is cool
Truth: Only in anime, guys.

Really, though, in the capital area, we don't **** our cousins or makeout with siblings. We're actually pretty average and wholesome as far as that goes. It's the places outside of the capital you have to worry about...

Misconception: We all drive pickup trucks.
Truth: While there are a good number of trucks around town (more than you'd see up north, I mean), there are more small cars and SUVs than old trucks.

Misconception: We have no shoes and no teeth.
Truth: Shoes are required in public buildings and we have plenty of dentists and toothpaste available. Things can get weird up in the hills, though. I can't speak for those people.

Misconception: We're all racist and homophobic.
Truth: Not all of us. >.> Once again, it's better in the capital.

Misconception: We eat squirrel.
Truth: We have grocery stores.

Misconception: We're next to Maine (I've actually heard this one)
Truth: We're not next to Maine.