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    Just kind of there. The bodies pile up, Billy Mays Calvan's Avatar
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    The bodies pile up, Billy Mays

    Pitchman Billy Mays Found Dead | TMZ.com

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    wow what are they doing? killing people at 50 now?
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    Soup Kitchen Jerk. The bodies pile up, Billy Mays Polk's Avatar
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    This is the definition of devastation.

    In honor of both Michael Jackson and Billy Mays, I will be grabbing my crotch with my hand covered in OxyClean for the next week. Anyone who wishes to join me is free to do so. Come on, you know you want to.

    It's really tingly.
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    Tsuna Feesh The bodies pile up, Billy Mays Fate's Avatar
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    Oh, the OxiClean guy is gone. It's so sad. And the same age as Michael Jackson, too. It's like every celebrity who is under 50 will somehow die at 50 now. Strange, isn't it.
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    aw man, another cool guy gone. First the movie trailer guy, then Jackson, now Mays is gone?!?!?! Who's next, the Verizon guy??
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    I'm blaming Vince the Shamwow guy and Anthony Sullivan.
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    I MOVE THAT IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS EVERYONE TYPE IN CAPS.

    THIS WAY IT'S KIND OF LIKE READING THINGS IN HIS STYLE; SHOUTING THROUGH THE TV.

    BILLY MAYS NOT HERE, AND I'M OFFERING YOU A SPECIAL DEAL ON MY FUNERAL. JUST 29.99. BUT WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET! IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES I'LL THROW IN MY CASKET FOR AN ADDITIONAL TEN DOLLARS. AND THERE'S MORE!! CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, AND I'LL THROW IN EXTRA VEILS AND FLOWERS FOR THE WIDOW! THAT'S A FULL FUNERAL, CASKET, AND VEIL AND FLOWERS ALL FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 39.99! CALL NOW!

    In all seriousness, it sucks the dude died. I'm with Pete, and I suspect Vince....I guess Billy didn't love his nuts.

    Edit: Yes I am aware that I am earning myself a one-way ticket straight to hell. Preferably first class with a window seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joesteel64 View Post
    I'm with Pete, and I suspect Vince....I guess Billy didn't love his nuts.
    But I bet MJ did!

    I wonder how long it will be until I can watch TV without having somebody scream at me through it to buy cleaning products.

    It's a shame they never got him to do Vagisil or Tampax commercials. Or Viagra commercials. Those would have been entertaining.

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    Seems God is POed at celebs lately.

    Announcer Guy, Michel Jackson, Farah Faucet, Billy Mays...

    Who is next?

    FINISH HIM!

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    Can we all agree that this is the most devastating of the celebrity deaths of the past week? I'll never forget where I was when I heard the news.

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    Damn it! Maybe he should of used his money to endorse a helmet! Sucks that such a celeb is gone. It is said that deaths come in 3s so if you actually consider him a celeb then they should be in the clear until Carrot Top kicks the can... Then watch out heaven there will be 2 more coming!
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    Don't bash it till you've tried it The bodies pile up, Billy Mays MILK's Avatar
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    well i think the shamwow guy shived him with a german knife(the germans make good stuff yaknow) out of jealousy....
    but in all fairness i will miss his dyed hair and many products my mother bought


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    It's a celebrity assassination! I wonder who will be next...
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    Oh my god... First Micheal die's, then on same day vera focent die's (Spelled wrong) Then billy may's!!!

    WHY? WHY? WHY!!!???

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    that dude was my hero...
    i think i saw him once in publix (a grocery store in florida.)
    he lives in Tampa which is just like 45 min. from my house.

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