Apparently I'm a fig tree.

Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
A dictator-to-be and a Chinese snake, as well as a Native American elk. Sexy as.

This is a fun site though. I've been alive for over six hundred billion seconds!