One of the best things that ever happened to me was when I got kicked out of a Las Vegas hotel, and banned from all related hotels, accounting for at least twenty on the strip alone. And ridiculously enough, I got banned for shutting a door, which apparently had some sort of top secret nuclear device behind it, hence the reason why security would ban me for life from all of their hotels for shutting a door. This event gave me jokes for the rest of my life about how stupid Las Vegas is, and gave me a chance to mock some police officers in the process, which is probably the reason why they almost arrested me. Well, they also ban people for counting cards, which is just as legal as shutting doors. I guess they're just idiots. A lot of people are.