Can you even grow a beard? Unfortunately... no. :<

Just kidding. I love this thread for all its awesomeness. <3 I love beards, love isn't even enough! *.* If a man has no beard, he's not at all sexually attractive for me. (Must be because most men without beard in my age [20-25] look like they're about 10 years younger than they really are...)
Sadly, I seem to be a minority. I know many women who don't like beards at all. (I hate when women say that a beard tickles or scratches them when they kiss a man... the f*ck it does. You don't feel a beard when you kiss someone. Seriously.) Most women even tell their boyfriends to shave regularly. (Even though some of them would really like to grow a beard...)


tl;dr: beard => orgasm |D