Beard POWERS

[Spooniest]

Thank you for pressing the self destruct button. This ship will self destruct in 1 minute.

I decided to change up my look. Perhaps many of you know me from my retardando exploits as Don Quixote The Man of La Mancha?

They might be giants indeed...

Display thy beard powers, my goodly sirs, or throw upon the air your hands as though you are apathetic in the extreme, as thou wavest them around.

[loaf]

My beard is too good to be shown here. Sorry.

[che]

Nobody's posting in this thread because as soon as someone posts something, loaf plays the trump card and its all over again. And also because a lot of ladies post here and they don't have awesome beards, though I don't doubt some would look good with.

[Pete]

I'm pretty clean shaven, though my nether regions beard is buzzed regularly.

I can post pics of both if necessary

[Meier Link]

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There you go. Beardy goodness

[loaf]

I cut my beard. It's down to 1cm. I'm sorry.

SPOILER!!:

I'm sorry.

[Meier Link]

It's all good. We all make mistakes from time to time. I forgive you.

[che]

It's all good. We all make mistakes from time to time. I forgive you.

I sent that dude's LEGENDARY, MAGESTIC beard from facebook to Loaf. Just to show him how much he has messed up.

[Unknown Entity]

WHERE'S ALL THE BEARD PICS? Srsly you guys... I clicked here hoping for beard porn, and instead got teased..

Meier Link has a metal as fuck beard.

I like beards, but really don't like it when my partner grows one too long. I like the stubble look. Literally can't handle it when the moustache hair grows below the lip line. Nope. Gtfo. He grew some chin beard thing as above, but it didn't really suit him and I don't think he was all that into it.

Moustaches are gross. I'm in love with Jason Momoa, but that tomahawk video when he swings from his beer and the foam gets up in his 'stache? Nah, I'm good.

[che]

WHERE'S ALL THE BEARD PICS? Srsly you guys... I clicked here hoping for beard porn, and instead got teased..

Meier Link has a metal as fuck beard.

I like beards, but really don't like it when my partner grows one too long. I like the stubble look. Literally can't handle it when the moustache hair grows below the lip line. Nope. Gtfo. He grew some chin beard thing as above, but it didn't really suit him and I don't think he was all that into it.

Moustaches are gross. I'm in love with Jason Momoa, but that tomahawk video when he swings from his beer and the foam gets up in his 'stache? Nah, I'm good.

Oh my gosh, is he Khal Drogo?! I just binged all 60 eps of Game of Thrones in the past 3 weeks and he is beautiful.

Also, something something men being objects or something.

[Spooniest]

Also, something something men being objects or something.

The old joke goes "How many misandristic feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The answer is one to change it, one to declare that the socket has been violated, one to secretly wish she was the socket, one to secretly wish she was the bulb, and one to stand there and say THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

I know worse jokes but I restrain myself.

[che]

The old joke goes "How many misandristic feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The answer is one to change it, one to declare that the socket has been violated, one to secretly wish she was the socket, one to secretly wish she was the bulb, and one to stand there and say THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

I know worse jokes but I restrain myself.

Haha, do tell more!

[Spooniest]

Two guys are down diggin a ditch and the first guy says to the second guy, "How come we're down here diggin' this ditch, while the foreman just stands there?! Go ask him!"

So the second guy goes up and asks the foreman, "How come we're diggin' this ditch while you're just standin' here?" The foreman replies, "Intelligence, me boy." And the guy says "What's that?" So the foreman holds his hand up in front of a wall, and says "You see my hand in front of this wall? Try to hit it?" And the guy throws a big haymaker at his hand, and the foreman moves his hand out of the way at the last second, and the guy smashes his hand against the wall, and the foreman says "That's intelligence. Now get back in that ditch."

So the second guy goes back to the first guy in the ditch and the first guy says "What did he say? Why is he just standing there?"

The second guy says "Intelligence, he said."

So the first guy says "What's that?"

The second guy holds his hand up to his face and says "You see my hand in front of my face?"

[che]

That one wasn't as good. :/

I don't really ever do beards, I just keep my facial hair short. But clean shaved feels unnatural, and my facial hair pretty much grows out by noon anyway. Here, have a selfie.

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