Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? …
A: LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!


I love it when someone insults me. That mean I don't have to be nice anymore.


Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.


Do I look sexy or what?! … “I'm gonna have to go with or what”


Hangovers: Gods way of saying YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT


biggest lie ever: ? I have read and agree to the terms of use


Best way to get out of a text convo: “The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 226110”


Who needs Halloween? Your girlfriend dresses like a slut everyday!


It can make any sentence sexual