Normally I'm out in the clizzubs getting crizzunk with my homeboys, ****in hoes left and right, kickin ass and taking names

But now I have a tummy ache so I'm at home tonight catching up on Grey's Anatomy with a bowl of soup and a can of diet ginger ale.

Ooh, I hope Doctor McDreamy is cute in this episode!!!

Oh, and I tend to work late nights on weekends.