Attention TFFers

[Dark Squall]

God I hate weddings. Unless someone is set on fire or the groom misspell the bride's name like sayin "I love you Sandy and I want to spend the rest of my life...Bla bla bla" while the bride's name is Ann then I'm not interested. We want some funny materials so we can tape it and send it right to "AFV"!!

Sure I'll come. Free drinks means always one thing...Freeloader! I'm sure a freeloader will come to the wedding and get really drunk and then take off his/her clothes and start dancing on some of Frank sinatra's songs ...I wish that happen, of course I wish that someone be a she not a he . That's the kind of the materials I'm talkin about

I'll be a regular bored guy in the wedding if that's OK? And BTW, what kind of gifts we are talking about?!