If I got the chance to give young Polk some advice, it'd probably be something along the lines of "Hey, you. Stop being so darn handsome." And then I'd give Lil Polk the wink and finger point, and laugh.

Then some obnoxious busybody around us eavesdropping would be all like, "Oh dear, he's coming onto that minor. I'd better call the police." And I'd be all like, "Wait, you don't understand. This is me from 10 years ago. I'm a time-traveling American President, here to give myself advice for the future. I'm telling him to not be so handsome. Trust me. In the future, it'll be an issue."

And that's why I was talking to that 10-year-old, officer.