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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    I think I've thought up a good anti-zombie weapon.
    Maggots. Bitches love eating dead flesh.
    Think about it, breed a few swarms by piling up a ton of rotting matter near a base of operations and you have a biological defence.

    Unless the maggots become zombie maggots and decide they now prefer living flesh...
    Then you're absolutely ****ed.
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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    I like the way you think I offer you a spot onboard as the medical officer.
    Unleash the MONSTER inside!

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darnell View Post
    Ok I think Jin should totally be the opperations officer since he has the great forsight to plan the resupply opperations, and RhapsoBlarg You should be the Command Master Chief.
    I'm flattered, but why do I get to be C.M.C.? lol I didn't do much besides go to an armory, find a port, and jup on teh boat

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    also id like to get the myth busted here. the song thriller does not make a good distraction.

    if more then likely the disease will be like 28 days later and Zombieland, the zombies can and will be able to learn to swim, and the disease works like kicking adrenaline in all the time so they don't get tired or feel pain. the only thing that is constant in all of this would be sub zero temperatures, either be in the north Atlantic ocean or be in northern climates with deep cold weather. even with adrenaline their joints and muscles will begin to collapse. circulation will be almost halted and the body will soon cease to function.

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darnell View Post
    Ok I think Jin should totally be the opperations officer since he has the great forsight to plan the resupply opperations, and RhapsoBlarg You should be the Command Master Chief.
    Sure...I'll be your operations officer...














































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    Fool! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Until now!


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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jin View Post
    Sure...I'll be your operations officer...














































    SPOILER!!:
    Fool! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Got em!

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    che: rofl <3 Meier.

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    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Quote Originally Posted by RhapsoBlarg View Post
    I'm flattered, but why do I get to be C.M.C.? lol I didn't do much besides go to an armory, find a port, and jup on teh boat
    I feel with your knowledge of the personal and your great planning ability you would be very useful when it comes to settling disputes amongst the crew and in planning the various operations we will be conducting.
    Unleash the MONSTER inside!

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    I only have to survive the movie soo..

    1. Be the Main character
    2. Don't hesitate to kill someone thats infected
    3. Avoid dark places
    4. Always have enough ammo
    5. Be sure you are faster than your friends
    6. Having super human abilites will help, possibly from an experiment.
    7. Don't be a douche, they always get whats comming to them
    8. Avoid love triangles, one will always die
    9. Never go somewhere alone
    10. Don't be the funny guy, he always has a tragic and funny death.


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    Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
    Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
    [They go up to the car.]
    Driver: Sorry about the...
    Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
    [The man gives him his license.]
    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
    Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
    Driver: Oh, no.
    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
    [Foster stares at him.]
    Foster: All right meow, where were we?
    Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
    Foster: Am I saying meow?
    Driver: I thought...
    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
    [The man laughs.]
    Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
    Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
    [The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
    Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
    Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
    Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
    [Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
    Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
    [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
    Foster: Meow!

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    WalMart and black friends.

    WalMart has everything you can imagine. You've got food, beer and guns, and like a 6 year supply of each. Just barricade it and you're set.

    As for black friends, we all know the token black guy always dies. Just keep them on speed dial.
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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Behind again.

    Until now!


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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    What, I'm not offered a position on the ship? I'm insulted!
    You just don't get it at all! There isn't a thing I don't cherish

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    You should be thankful. The ship won't last a week. The operations officer is in league with the zombies.

    Until now!


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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    one rule to survive a zombie invasion is never hide on the roof of the mall.
    thats like saying 'Hello zombies my name is kurohime and i want to be your new.....Midnight snack...wait no i dont'

    and it's obvious that the unsuspecting blonde is gonna die first sooo... we can give her to the zombies as a sacrifice.
    The cake is a lie!!!!!

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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Actually, I'd like to be in a morgue.

    There would be tons of bodies for food for the zombies, and I'm sure I could get the ole cremation furnace running. I just stuff some body parts into the furnace, have the zombies hop on in, and shazam.

    Oh, and I'd have lots of beef jerky and a gun with a huge magazine and lots of ammo for it.
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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    Hmm I'm not going to make a list at THIS moment but how about something NOT to do?
    Don't hesitate to shoot the idiot that's about to get you killed. I don't care who the hell it is.
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    Re: 32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

    I just wanted to post this because it's AWESOME


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