The 2014 TFF Awards - Let's Vote, not be Goats

[Michael Swayne]

Congratulations! We have made it to the Voting Round of the TFF Awards. Now it is time to choose your favorite from among each group that survived the Nomination Round. So let's just get on with announcing who is up for each award, shall we?

Best Staff Member

- Andromeda
- LocoColt04

Most Intelligent

- Alpha
- Heartless Angel
- Rowan

Nicest Male

- LocoColt04
- Michael Swayne

Nicest Female

- noxious.sunshine
- OceanEyes28

Funniest Member

- loaf
- The Goddamn Clint Eastwood

Best Thread Creator

- SuperSabin
- Rowan

Biggest Final Fantasy Fan

- Andromeda
- Odin1199
- SuperSabin

Best New Member

- Coff9
- OutlawTorn

Most Active/Contributing Member

- Andromeda
- Heartless Angel
- loaf
- SuperSabin

Best Grammar

- Alpha
- Heartless Angel

Biggest Troll

- ezio69
- OutlawTorn

The following categories received no nominations, and therefore, no one will win them.

Most Attractive Male
Most Attractive Female
TFF Psychologist
TFF Party Pooper

And the following categories only had one qualifying member in the category, due to either members receiving maximum categories or bowing out from categories by choice. Congratulations to those members for their accomplishment!

Music Guru - Crescent

Best Blogger - Michael Swayne

Indecent Comment Award - The Goddamn Clint Eastwood

Most Likely to be Banned - OutlawTorn

TFF Troublemaker - Rowan

Lvl. 99 Spammer - loaf

Best Lurker - Yoko

The Voting period starts now, and will end December 21, 2014, at 11:59:59pm UTC. To see how much time remains to Vote, you can click here to see the countdown clock. Votes must be sent via PM to myself. This thread is for general Voting Round conversation, and to congratulate those that have won awards.

So, good luck to those still up for awards! Remember to Vote!

[Alpha]

I hereby pronounce myself honourary Most Attractive Female.

[OutlawTorn]

Ahh, the internet is a special place, full of special people! It's a magical, care-free land where assumptions can be made without threat of truth. Ignorance blindly reigns as Emperor with an iron fist. My favorite part about the world wide web is Selective Reality. You can decide what's true or false, what other people are about, believe in, are trying to say, or mean when they say it. And you can shit on someone behind their back, because again, there's virtually no fear of consequence or accountability. But if and when your perceived victim catches you red-handed, and calls your sorry ass out, don't fear, you can always fall back on Selective Reality!! So instead of owning up to your BULLSHIT, you can deny any and all responsibility. Rather than be humble when you stick your foot in your mouth, make the best of a shitty situation and sustain yourself. Just act natural, like nothing's wrong; this was your plan all along!

And remember, if you ever happen to say something stupid or offensive, call that person a Troll if & when he/she stands up for themselves; Otherwise, you'll risk looking like a healthy, sane individual with a firm grasp on reality, and a level of maturity befitting someone who socializes on a message board. Remember, it's okay to attack someone on a personal level, as long as it doesn't result in a conflict!



Oh and, you're an idiot, Rowan. (Flame Warning Vindicated, Alpha )

[Clint]

I gladly accept my Indecent Comment Award. Though I don't see anything indecent about my comments. I've never even once talked about my ****.

Ignorance blindly reigns as Emperor with an iron fist.

That's incorrect. Who is Ignorance Blindly? Akihito reigns as Emperor. He's reigned as Emperor for the past 25 years.

[Rowan]

I vote that we remove outlawtorn from the awards as its obviously made him very upset.

[OceanEyes28]

Since I've been Most Attractive Female a few times, can I go ahead and claim Most Attractive Male for myself? Alpha and I can be queen and king which is what I've always wanted anyway.


Also I vote OutlawTorn for every category he's nominated in.

[SuperSabin]

Wow, I'm in here in 3 different categories? I wasn't expecting that. This should be a fun voting round I suppose.

[Odin1199]

Cool, I made it into 1 category. Nice!

[Polk]

Also I vote OutlawTorn for every category he's nominated in.

Outlawtorn for every category. He's beautiful and I think I'm in love with him.

[Dawezy]

Damn, there goes my Lurker crown.

┐(´ー｀)┌

Ah well lol
Though you know I have TFF loaded up in my tabs just about daily now, TFF is similar to work - I tend to avoid conversations because they are a contagious distraction, but you guys aren't a distraction you are entertainment!

[loaf]

I've gotten better on my spam, guys, come on.

[Josh_R]

So OceanEyes for most attractive male, and Rowan for most attractive female. I like them feels.

[Kurt Zisa]

Well done to everyone who was nominated, it looks like some of these awards are going to be pretty close this time. Hopefully we have an even bigger turnout next year, it'll be cool to see some new names getting nominated.

[01habbo]

it amuses me that every year without fail on what ever forum that the biggest troll award is always surrounded in drama.

Congratulations to everyone

[Odin1199]

Because there's a troll in all of us.

[noxious.sunshine]

I forgot that this is a thing.

IDK why.

But cool move nomming me for nicest female (that's a bit shocking tbh)

Rawk on bitches.

(Can I jump in on most attractive female even though I have a large shnozz & don't rly think I'm all that hot?)

[OutlawTorn]

I vote that we remove outlawtorn from the awards as its obviously made him very upset.

Dude, NO!!!! Why Rowan?! WHY?!

You were supposed to be one of the smart, mature ones... I had faith in you man! It was Colt, Cresent, You, and Andromeda. You were the smart, sensible, non-developmentally/literary challenged people. The people who understood when you wrote something in plain English. You weren't supposed to be the idiot who pulls shit out of his ass when in doubt. The guy who is so immature, ignorant and self-centered that he actually ignores anything people try to tell him, simply for the sake of bickering and arguing... You let me down, kid. You let yourself and your family down.


And then there were three...

[Clint]

I'm really hoping that Most Likely To Be Banned award comes to fulfillment really soon.

[Incognitus]

And the following categories only had one qualifying member in the category, due to either members receiving maximum categories or bowing out from categories by choice. Congratulations to those members for their accomplishment!

Hey, look! That's me! Thanks to anyone who may have nominated me for something. I probably did deserve the Indecent Comment Award a few times, and maybe even the Lvl. 99 Spammer award, but truth is I don't like receiving awards! I will still vote for you if you'd like, but I don't want anyone voting me for anything. It goes against my nature.

Is it too late to nominate someone for a category? If it's not too late, I'd like to nominate OutlawTorn for Best Hat on TFF. Clearly the rest of that image has been heavily Photoshopped---I can tell from all of the pixels---but that hat looks legit! Nice lid!

[Unknown Entity]

I think I deserve Most Attactive Female right now. It might cheer me up. Afterall, I've been stuck in bed since Sunday, coughing up bloody phlegm, snotting my way through a box of tissues, sweating and popping painkillers like candy.

And I bet that's made you all so very, very hot under the collar right now. You're all welcome. <3

Also, congrats on the winners and nominees!

[Kurt Zisa]

I think we should have some sort of bogus awards in the furniture where we all nominate ourselves for awards we made up . Then the awards that get the most likes are given a banner and everything.

[OutlawTorn]

I'm really hoping that Most Likely To Be Banned award comes to fulfillment really soon.

Yeah, but evidently it won't. See, that's been my primary point all along. The problem with this community, is a fundamental lack of action, or for lack of a better term, a shortage of 'give-a-****'.

Rather than take action and do what should be done, Staff keep forcing me to Read & Accept the rules, each time I defy your rules because you lost all my respect when you ignored my existence and every attempt to generate activity here for 2 months, then lined up to toss your 2 cents in when I had gone. But that never happened! That's a figment of my troll'ish, assholian imagination.


So award for the highest volume of total ****ing idiots, and the award for worst website/group of human beings in history goes to, TFF (Total ****ing Failure).

Congrats!

[Yoko]

Lurkers gotta lurk.

Many thanks for your nominations and award. This place always seems to fill a special place in my heart.

Many thanks and good luck to everyone else still in the running!

[LocoColt04]

Why does all the entertaining shit have to happen when I'm in my 65 hour work weeks?

OT, when you resurfaced, I was really hoping it was in the interest of being civil and such, but if you're only here to try to prove that the staff doesn't take action, then I guess I'll have to prove you wrong.

Banned members are not eligible to receive awards, so OutlawTorn is officially un-nominated from every category. Let's not derail this event any further, and please move on.

[Alpha]

Why does all the entertaining shit have to happen when I'm in my 65 hour work weeks?

OT, when you resurfaced, I was really hoping it was in the interest of being civil and such, but if you're only here to try to prove that the staff doesn't take action, then I guess I'll have to prove you wrong.

Banned members are not eligible to receive awards, so OutlawTorn is officially un-nominated from every category. Let's not derail this event any further, and please move on.

Best New Member

- Coff9
- OutlawTorn

Biggest Troll

- ezio69
- OutlawTorn

Congratulations Coff9 and ezio69!

[loaf]

I'm not that funny guys. Clint makes me lol all the time.

[Rowan]

Lol, who voted me troublemaker? I dont start shit ever

[noxious.sunshine]

Yeah, but evidently it won't. See, that's been my primary point all along. The problem with this community, is a fundamental lack of action, or for lack of a better term, a shortage of 'give-a-****'.

Rather than take action and do what should be done, Staff keep forcing me to Read & Accept the rules, each time I defy your rules because you lost all my respect when you ignored my existence and every attempt to generate activity here for 2 months, then lined up to toss your 2 cents in when I had gone. But that never happened! That's a figment of my troll'ish, assholian imagination.


So award for the highest volume of total ****ing idiots, and the award for worst website/group of human beings in history goes to, TFF (Total ****ing Failure).

Congrats!

Please shut up.

Why are you still here?

[Polk]

Can a mod rename this thread to "The 2014 TFF Awards: OutlawTorn Memorial Edition" please?

I'm taking the loss pretty hard right now you guys

[LocoColt04]

Please shut up.

Why are you still here?

I asked for us to move on from this interruption. He can't answer you.


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