Yeah yeah, I’m a bad person, I know. Blame college and a new job for taking up all of my time, and also that HOLY SHIT THIS WAS SO GOD DAMN HARD TO DO. Allow me to explain:
Ahem. Two members each received 6 nominations: che and Oceaneyes28. Two members received 5 nominations: Xana and Rocky, and a whole bunch of people received 4 nominations. So obviously, some cuts had to be made. So, after trying several different methods for cutting people, only to have them fail for one reason or another, I did the only thing I feel is reasonable. I cut as few people as possible from the normal awards, as I feel those are the awards people care most about. Instead, most of the cuts are from the bogus awards, because at the end of the day who really cares about my dumb little made up awards? So, if I had to cut you out of a category, as a consolation prize, you’ll be getting a SICK ASS HANDMADE BANNER MADE BY YOURS TRULY. Also, as a result of this, several bogus categories are cut down to two or three people in a category. Oh, and I added one nominee for “Most likely to be sexually harassed by che” because it was literally my favorite vote in the whole thread. See if you can guess which one it is.
I apologize if any of you take offense to my methods here, and I apologize for having this be a problem in the first place. The truth of the matter is, that in trying to make sure we weren't doing the awards in July, I rushed the awards out, and this is my fault. I should have seen this problem coming in the first place, and made an amendment in the rules limiting the number of times you can vote for anybody or something. That being said, the format of the awards will change for next year, and I already have an idea I think is pretty cool, I’ll just have to work out the kinks to it.
So, without further ado, here are the nominees:
Best Staff Member
Oceaneyes28
Gypsy Elder
Unknown Entity
Andromeda
Best New Member
Rowan
R. Kyra
Michael Swayne
Nikkilinkle
Most Helpful
Telegraph
Michael Swayne
Unknown Entity
Freya
Most Intelligent
Heartless Angel
Sasquatch
Alpha
Aerif
Nicest Male
Michael Swayne
SOLDIER #819
Rocky
RamsesII
Nicest Female
Dodie16
Nikkilinkle
Freya
Xana
Funniest Member
Che
Polk
The God Damn Clint Eastwood
Pete
Most Attractive Male
Rocky
Meier Link
Che
Rowan
Most Attractive Female
Xana
Gypsy Elder
Quistis
Oceaneyes28
Music Guru
Telegraph
Alpha
Ragnatoad
Joe
Seanb
Best Writer
Zardoch
Andromeda
Quistis
Victoria
Best Artist
Gypsy Elder
Quistis
Dodie16
Most Interesting Journal
Aerif
R. Kyra
Xana
Oceaneyes28
Best Social Club/Group
Al-ha
EBG
PRK9
CPC8
Most Likely to be Sexually Harassed by che
Ragnatoad
Rocky
TFF(as a whole)
The Meier Link Award for Exceptional Spelling
Meier Link
Catnip22
Omgawd
Telegraph
The “Why do you even post on an FF forum?” Award
Pete
Polk
The God Damn Clint Eastwood
Member you’d most like to get stuck in aliftelevator with
Alpha
Unknown Entity
Couple most likely to have Superbabies
Che/Anyone
Che/himself
Unknown Entity/Victoria
Rocky/Fierytempest
The “Member with a Heart of Gold” Award
Nix
Loaf
Joe
The Michael Belmont Memorial Award for Excellence in Thread Creation
Catnip22
Xanatos
Rowan
RamsesII
Pabst’s Blue Ribbon Award
Pete
Meier Link
Mostcroises
Faction most likely to take over the World
Al-ha
EBG
Flock of Newbies
Most Narcissistic
The God Damn Clint Eastwood
Loaf
Biggest FF Fan
Markandrewkinzett
Dodie16
sDx_Squall
Zargabaath
Most Knowledgable (FF)
Zargabaath
Xanatos
Andromeda
SuperSabin
And there you go. Not perfect, but it’ll have to do. Voting closes at MIDNIGHT (central time, God’s one true time zone) on MARCH 10th. Get voting, everybody!
EDIT: Edited the March 9th to the 10th, because I am a dummy who cannot count apparently.
Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
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