Well kid-o your beleif is wrong. the "geyser" as you some humbally put it is a national treasure in it's self. The Grand Canyon and Old Faithful should be respected on equal terms. They are both wonders of this world and they are natural. There are very few places in this world where you can go and see something like this in its pure and raw state. The activity at this "geyser" is more active then any where else in the whole world, for that there should be respect. Also it is one of the few "flat volcanos" this world knows of with more destructive power then Mt. Saint Hellens. Once again respect should be given to an extent.
Back to the subject though (as if I was ever off topic in this one). I found the OP to be humours for a few, but looking at it now it is kind of upsetting. I hope the second offender gets what is coming to him just like the first.
Also, they both could be sentanced as sexual preditors as crazy as it seems and they could be put on the "list". Which would/could be very funny as pissing in a "geyser".
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