Just came back from seeing Battleship... cool special effects, bad script. I have low expectations for all sci-fi/alien take over flicks but they should never be catered towards a "G"rating or w/e this was rated.
I was really trying to enjoy this, but you just have to wait for the destruction scenes to get any excitement.
Now that I think about it, there was this part where Rihanna gets punched 3-4 times in the face by one of the half-ton alien humanoid things and the only injury she sustained was a bloody lip(fully heals in 2-4 hours) ..I wonder if they were parodying the Chris Brown incidents? Bazzinga! 5/10 rating
editor additional note: why the heck would you invade a planet to eventually hand-to-hand combat with a 6-inch knife attached to your halo steezed out suit? It's worse than those horrible villains that have the chance to kill the hero but decide to stop, and talk to agent 007. At least those James Bond villains had projectile shooting weapons! Fist pump baby attack!..![]()
Bookmarks