Why do people like this game? I don't see it...

[Xanatos]

Another thing too the language they use all the time is really annoying too. It may be a unique style but sometimes its so bad I feel like I need an English-to-retard dictionary just to know what they are saying/telling me to do. Using words like o'er(over), tyme(time), Sun Cryst (Sun Crystal) are just useless. Those specific words aren't exactly what I'm talking about (only ones I remember off the top of my head) when I say I don't understand them but when every word is like that along with FF made-up words and words no longer used in modern English, it frustrates me to the point where I stop caring about what dribble the story is talking about.

I don't recall having such difficulties, and keep in mind, English is not my native language. Saying that every word is spoken or written in such manner is going to far if you ask me, as far as I've noticed majority of them are usually written that way but spoken quite clear.

Characters with such vocabulary are few and rare, often those of noble heritage, Ashe and Larsa for instance, and even they speak what you call modern English majority of time. If you have hard time understanding what they're saying than you may actually need English-to-retard dictionary, I would certainly like to see you reading "The Sun".

To me this looks like another one of yours petty reasons/excuses to bash the game, like calling the battles slow, and reviewers being blinded by "new shiny things" wasn't enough already.