Originally Posted by
Me, circa 2009
As for the Chocobo trainer, I just have some tips:
- If you don't get all 4 balloons in the opening stretch, just quit, and let the game play itself. It's insanely difficult to succeed without this 12 second head start, and you just end up getting more frustrated. Take the next 45 seconds off, and try again.
- Focus on dodging birds. They're the real problem here. Make sure you're secure on your dodging skills, then work on getting balloons.
- The D-pad is your friend. It's much more responsive when it comes to turning and evading.
- Stay towards the center of the track, only moving to evade. Two reasons: One, grinding on the sides slows you down. Two, the chocobo tends to make some weird turns when it hits the edge of the race track, meaning you could be heading towards a balloon, but if you hit the edge, you could turn the opposite way.
- Stay away from the trainer. She tends to steal balloons, and if you follow her a little too closely, you can get hit with her birds.
Other than that, patience and practice. Also alcohol can help.
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