Yet another scene cut from the epic story....

FFVIII
Raijin: We're back, ya know?
Zell: Ah, jeez, didn't we already beat this set of plot devices twice already?
Fujin: IMPROVED.
Squall: Looks like those speech therapy sessions are doing wonders for your sentence construction there, Fujin.
(They fight for a few minutes)
Zell: All right, HOLD IT!!
Raijin: Huh, ya know?
Squall: You can't add 'ya know' at the end of a statement of interrogative surprise.
Zell: Where in the hell did they get all these levels? We've been globetrotting and kicking the crap out a buttload of monsters to get where we are! They've been keeping an eye on Siefer, so where did they find time to level?!
Raijin:.... He's go a point, Fu, ya know?
Fujin:CONFUSING.
Squall: I can't believe we're having a problem with third rate villains.
Raijin: Third rate? I thought we were at least second rate, ya know?
Zell: Nah. Second rates get cutscenes. First rates get cutscenes and soliloquies. Standard FF practice.
Fujin: UNDERRATED.
Squall: Don't fret it, Fujin. There're still plenty of your fans online. Must be the eyepatch.
Raijin: Hey, what about me, ya know?
Zell: Oh, I'm sure somebody out there likes you, Rai. They just like your sister here a whole lot more.
Raijin: Fujin ain't my sister, ya know? (looks nervously at Fujin) Are you?
Fujin: (slaps the crap out of him) MORON. DATING.
Raijin: Why are you dating me if you're my sister, ya know?
Fujin: (slaps him again) IDIOT. NOT RELATED.
Raijin: How is you being my sister not related to the fact that we're dating, ya know?
Fujin: (grabs him by the collar and begins shaking him violently) TWIT. IMBECILE. (gets out a thesaurus to find more synonyms while shaking him) FOOL. FEEBLEMIND. IRRESOLUTE. LOUT.
Squall: What do you say we just go around them?
Zell: Good idea. I don't getting involved in family fights.
Squall: (hesitant).... they're no really... are they?
Zell: (grins) Remember that scene in Return Of The Jedi, when Luke finally realizes Leia is his sister? That look on his face looks a lot less like comprehension and more like he's realized that he has done a bad, bad thing, doesn't it?
Squall: (warily) .....yeah....
Zell: Great scene, isn't it? (he strides around Fujin and Raijin, going on his merry way)
Squall: Why do I hang out with you?

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