Cloud...buy him a drink.
Barrett...get him to the therapist to get some chill pills prescribed to him.
Tifa...get drunk and get freaky.
Aeris...go to the amusement park and ride the rides. She likes that sort of thing, apparently. It'd be fun.
Vincent...ignore him. He doesn't seem like a very friendly or social person and neither am I. We'd have a boring time together.
Cid...Drink some goddamn tea!!!
Yuffi...I'm thinking threesome with Tifa.
Cait Sith...kick his ass! Twice!
Red XIII...set him outside in the backyard with a bowl of food and water and rename him Spot.