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    JRPG flowchart

    I recently was shown a jrpg flowchart from a gameinformer magazine. I found it pretty funny to go through. So I figured I would post it here for everyone to enjoy.

    Every RPG Ever: The Flowchart - News - GameInformer.com


    Scene from a movie.
    SPOILER!!:
    [Having pulled over a speeding driver.]
    Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
    Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
    [They go up to the car.]
    Driver: Sorry about the...
    Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
    [The man gives him his license.]
    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
    Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
    Driver: Oh, no.
    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
    [Foster stares at him.]
    Foster: All right meow, where were we?
    Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
    Foster: Am I saying meow?
    Driver: I thought...
    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
    [The man laughs.]
    Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
    Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
    [The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
    Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
    Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
    Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
    [Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
    Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
    [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
    Foster: Meow!

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    Sparkly Beanie Baby of Doom! JRPG flowchart Tallulah's Avatar
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    Re: JRPG flowchart

    Amusing, and very, very true. I could pick out most of the Final Fantasies I've played in there, particularly 9, 10, 10-2 and 12.

    Thanks for sharing.
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    The less chance we have of being killed." ~ William Topaz McGonagall (1830-1902)

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    艶かしき安息、躊躇いに微笑み JRPG flowchart ZantetsukeN's Avatar
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    Re: JRPG flowchart

    Haha, that was great, thanks for that. Very interesting, and true. I can pick out a lot of games I've played in the past.

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