Jiggly Boobs and Nut Shots

[NikkiLinkle]

I got Saints Row The Third today. I've only been playing for 2 hours and so far I'm pretty happy with it. I've only completed 4 of 47 missions, as I've been jerking around, killing people and running people over, which is always fun and getting my b*tch dressed up all awesome like. She's hot with black hair, black t-shirt, black shorts and black combat boots. She has her right arm fully tattooed and she's just the s**t. You can make boobs big and they jiggle when she moves. Rowan likes that feature. I'm guessing most guys will too Oh yeah, you can choose to be a guy if you wish. One of the reasons I love this game, is that you can be a woman!

The graphics are pretty awesome, only a step up from Saints Row 2 in my opinion. It's a lot more clearer and clean to look at, or it could just be my tv. I haven't explored Steelport enough to comment on it, but so far the parts I have seen are b*tchin'. Lots of detail. The music is real gangsta. Lot of different genres to float your boat. Deftones, Amon Amarth, Black Veil Brides, Drowning Pool, Opeth, Strapping Young Lad and The Black Keys are a few that I enjoy. There's even some Goatwhore on there.

There are some challenges, which is always nice. So far I have destroyed 22 cars, run over 14 people, had 60 near misses, 6 headshots and only 5 out 25 nutshots. 25 doesn't seem like enough. And there's the usual assassination and vehicles theft challenges as well.

The only thing I'm unhappy about, is that Shaundi doesn't look like how I remember her. But she is damn fine, which I guess makes up for it.

I'm not sure what whore mode is all about. I haven't tried that out yet. There's co-op, which I'm not into and I must say, the manual is not very informative at all. Ah well, who needs a manual anyway!

Anyone else got this game? What are your thoughts so far?